Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November!

sharpie · #1 11-15-2007, 02:08 AM

ARG GET A [censored] TIMER ON YOUR SPEED TABLES STARS!!!1!

Absolution · #2 11-15-2007, 02:22 AM

Of course this guy takes like 30BB off me by randomly pressing buttons:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

River: (17.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Results in white below: 
MP has Ah 2h (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has Qc Qh (two pair, queens and twos).
Outcome: MP wins 19.75 BB. 

Another awesome hand by this guy:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB raises, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, CO calls, SB raises, BB calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, BB raises, CO folds, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, BB bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Ts Qs (one pair, queens).
BB has 4h 3h (straight, seven high).
Outcome: BB wins 12 BB. 

Here's another guy. You just know he thinks he's brilliant too:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (6 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP folds.

River: (6.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ad 9s (two pair, aces and nines).
BB has 2d 2c (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB wins 10.50 BB.

sethypooh21 · #3 11-15-2007, 04:20 AM

Since the conclusion of the self-ban:

Heisenb3rg · #4 11-15-2007, 04:22 AM

sickk.. ship it

Oink · #5 11-15-2007, 05:04 AM

Gotta brag about this

Oink guest starring at DC showing his lack of skills

After the video I felt I played pretty well. So if any of you guys notice anything awfull I'd really like to hear it.

Plz note the sexy European accent... (Unfortunately I think you need to be Italian or something to have that - I just sound russian)

private joker · #6 11-15-2007, 05:21 AM

It's clear, when you're running bad you should move up to chase losses/where they respect your raises/etc.

Started with 1k, first time playing limit holdem on Stars ever, started at 2/4 and 3/6:

OK that didn't work. Let's move up to 5/10 and see what happens:

Much better.

sethypooh21 · #7 11-15-2007, 05:39 AM

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Gotta brag about this

Oink guest starring at DC showing his lack of skills

After the video I felt I played pretty well. So if any of you guys notice anything awfull I'd really like to hear it.

Plz note the sexy European accent... (Unfortunately I think you need to be Italian or something to have that - I just sound russian)

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I LOVE GOLD

(Danish is like Dutch, right?)

Oink · #8 11-15-2007, 05:42 AM

I LOLed

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(Danish is like Dutch, right?)

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F
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!

thepizzlefosho · #9 11-15-2007, 07:35 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Gotta brag about this

Oink guest starring at DC showing his lack of skills

After the video I felt I played pretty well. So if any of you guys notice anything awfull I'd really like to hear it.

Plz note the sexy European accent... (Unfortunately I think you need to be Italian or something to have that - I just sound russian)

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already watched it. It was a very very good video imo.

one LOL moment was when you started looking at the table on the (edited) right and got confused and thought that your call in the BB with ATs was a raise from UTG that had been CC by the guy that actually opened from UTG. So you donked out of the BB on a QQx flop and the guy folded. obviously you were just faking us out and that was expert.

thepizzlefosho · #10 11-15-2007, 07:38 AM

on a different note. I totally crush NL. Like really really crush. I mean the game is ridiculously easy. People just give away their stacks if you table select.

So I tend to play NL for like an hour a day, and always seem to make at least a buy-in or two. Then I sit down at limit and run like crap. And get sucked out on, and get coolers. And can't win a freaking pot to save my life. And I play for 3-4 hours and if I'm lucky I have a small win, usually I break even or lose a little bit (this is not true as I do win but I'm trying to whine here). And I get so frustrated.

But in the end I just keep going back and playing limit. The tables are crappy sometimes, and the rake is higher. And the beats are worse, and the variance is worse. But I keep playing limit.

wtf is wrong with me.......

View Poll Results: 14. 6m UTG w/ 33
Raise	7	18.92%
Call	5	13.51%
Fold	25	67.57%
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