I love my wife - Page 3

kipin · #1 11-05-2007, 03:01 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promise_Keepers

PITTM · #2 11-05-2007, 03:03 PM

"I love my wife, but since she is a human female she loves me when I do everything for her, however in all other situations she will take me for granted beyond belief and then [censored] as many other dudes as she can after I stop giving her everything."

new bumpersticker idea imo.

RoundGuy · #3 11-05-2007, 05:23 PM

My old preacher was a promise keeper. He banged the church secretary, left the church, and is now a preacher at another church in town.

Gotta love them promise keepers.

Quanah Parker · #4 11-05-2007, 12:05 PM

I'd like to see a " I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my Teenage Step Daughter " bumper sticker.

4_2_it · #5 11-05-2007, 12:04 PM

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"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

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If you start this religion I call......................... SHOTGUN!

prodonkey · #6 11-05-2007, 07:41 PM

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"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

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If you start this religion I call......................... SHOTGUN!

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I believe this is Mormon

4_2_it · #7 11-05-2007, 08:02 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

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If you start this religion I call......................... SHOTGUN!

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I believe this is Mormon

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They hate gambling so I need a Branch Davidian-like offshoot cell.

DING-DONG YO · #8 11-05-2007, 09:17 PM

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
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"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds".

Is this some kind of religious movement or something?

[/ QUOTE ]

If you start this religion I call......................... SHOTGUN!

[/ QUOTE ]

I believe this is Mormon

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They hate gambling so I need a Branch Davidian-like offshoot cell.

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SHOTGUN

"I love my wife but I still want to bang 19 year-olds so double-down, bay-beeeee!!"

O Fen�meno · #9 11-05-2007, 09:17 PM

i certainly love your wife

revots33 · #10 11-05-2007, 12:05 PM

Reminds me of the Louis CK routine about seeing the guy with a bumper sticker that says "Tell your girlfriend I said thanks."

Louis says, "Wait a minute... are you telling me you [censored] my girlfriend? And then you made up a bumper sticker about it, and followed me around in traffic, and cut in front of me so I'd see it?"