The Worst Strategy You've Overheard at a Table

[SammyG-SD]

from my favorite donkey (I play with him at least once a weak at 2/3):
"I play all suited cards, no matter what the raise is."
-against a flop that was three diamonds, he went all in with 10d 2c and got beat by AdKd, and said "I am so unlucky I didn't hit my flush there"

-after calling an absolute rock with bottom pair bottom kicker to a set of aces "how come everytime I get a pair someone has me out kicked?"
-after going all in on the turn with a J 10 4 2 rainbow with Q 5 suited "I have to push there I have two straight draws and a flush draw!"

I love that little nut.