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This disappoints me. I was hoping it was about Issabelle Mercier. Id happily insert a poker metaphor for me having sex with her. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Wow, the dad is such a slowrolling prick. He waits until the kid gloats about having tens up, then he goes "NH OH WAIT HAHA I GOT QUADS THREES BEEYOTCH! SHIP IT CRUCIAL!" [/ QUOTE ] I didnt get beyond hand 1 where she flips aces against his J high or whatever. Pretty sick burn if he slowrolled his daughter that bad - but the joke is on him in 10 years when she slow rolls him waiting till she is in her 3rd trimester before telling him the news her and her boyfriend have. |
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how about the hand where isabel draws a full house and the prick dad had thrown away one of his 8's as if he needed to give the kid a chance.
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[ QUOTE ] I wanna see her in about 4 years *rubs himself* [/ QUOTE ] When she's 8? [/ QUOTE ] yeah, Im not some [censored] sicko who [censored] 4 year olds |
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FU! Isabelle Mercier is ugly! and I dont know how she pays to live in that Bellagio suite. Surely not from her poker!
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Slowrolling a 5 year old girl was actually kind of amusing
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