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ITT you post your Halloween Costume
I just dressed up as some weird creepy dude. Effect was strong, all chicks were creeped out and told me to take off the mask, and all dudes were laughing. Variance: Driving by some drunken chick last night who was half-dressed up I asked her what her costume was. Dialog went something like this. Her: "I'm a vampire!" Me: "Oh, because you look like a whore!" Her: :[censored] you!" (middle finger) Me: "How much baby?" Ya I'm smooth like that. Also some chick told me she didn't like my mask to which I replied, "that's fine I don't like you, so I think we're even" How do I not get laid more often with smooth lines like that. |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
The Burger King really is the creepiest thing ever.
I miss dollar chicken tender sandwiches though. |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
I can't remember the last time I went to Burger King.
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
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I just dressed up as some weird creepy dude. [/ QUOTE ] so ure the one to the left? |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
No, that is my creepy roommate who is kind of lame and stole a tshirt from my other roommate that says "You are a [censored] with a Capital C!"
Great costume dude. |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
brag: rasterbated poster
beat: rasterbated poster in color beat: rasterbated poster in color of yourselves |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
what does ITT mean? i suck at teh interweb speak.
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
I had five minutes to come up with a costume, so I just dressed regular and made a sign out of the top of a shoebox that said "Nudist on strike!" People got a real kick out of it. Girl at a bar said, "Aww, too bad, you should go back to work. You're cute." Holla. Definitely think I had one of the best ratios of positive response to costume effort.
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
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what does ITT mean? i suck at teh interweb speak. [/ QUOTE ] in this thread |
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Re: ITT you post your Halloween Costume
urban dictionary
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