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BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends, which I shouldnt have done. She starts jerking me off...and it HURTS LIKE HELL-- I wasnt sure if in the heat of the moment I should have been like "Wait, lets stop for a second, this is not gonna work, you're gonna have to get better at this and not try and pull my penis out of its socket." So instead of ruining the mood i just let her do it, I wake up today and theres like bruise marks all over my dick....wtf.....BAD BEAT!!!!!
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
Yeah, pulling carrots sucks, imo.
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
umm...ow?
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
she prolly thought u were raping her and was fighting back
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
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u prolly were raping her and she was fighting back [/ QUOTE ] edit: imo |
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
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Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends [/ QUOTE ] I stopped reading here. Dude on dude is never good. You either got the ghey or you don't know how to post properly. |
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
Anyone else think this is a brag?
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
you should have shoved a fist in her cooter to return the favor
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
Yah well next time have bigfoot blow you.
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Re: BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG
I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.
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