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Old 10-13-2007, 01:59 AM
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Default God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed.

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Old 10-13-2007, 02:45 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

I'm still waiting for my room full of naked porn star chicks.
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Old 10-13-2007, 02:56 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

Isn't there small print where if you ask in the correct manner you get what you asked for but if you ask for the wrong reason then you end up cursing the day.

references; King midus, the magicians nephew etc

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Old 10-13-2007, 02:59 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

I wonder if God helped Sklansky win his mixed doubles.
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Old 10-13-2007, 03:24 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

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I wonder if God helped Sklansky win his mixed doubles.

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What makes you think that Sklansky is not God?

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Old 10-13-2007, 03:53 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

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Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed.

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Yeah well I expect players that did not finish in the moeny asked God to help them win as well. Oh my, what a dilemma for God. Who to chose?
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Old 10-13-2007, 03:56 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

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Yeah well I expect players that did not finish in the moeny asked God to help them win as well. Oh my, what a dilemma for God. Who to chose?

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No dilemma, he chose Jerry. Didn't you watch the final?

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Old 10-13-2007, 04:32 AM
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Default Re: God helped Jerry Yang win WSOP!

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Yeah well I expect players that did not finish in the moeny asked God to help them win as well. Oh my, what a dilemma for God. Who to chose?

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No dilemma, he chose Jerry. Didn't you watch the final?

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Old 10-13-2007, 05:36 AM
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I was disgusted to see the WSOP ME FT turn into a church of prayer where the individual players and their supporters couldn't help but demand of some invisible sky-pixie to help them and to hurt others; OPENLY. Holy [censored]; how incredibly egotistical and vicious.
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:11 AM
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Jerry Yang asked God for his help to win the 2007 WSOP Main Event and he got the help he needed.

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Obviously. Equally obvious, God hates skanky, middle-aged, proselytizing, plastic surgery addicts.
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