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[ QUOTE ] Also, see Eindhoven when you get bored. [/ QUOTE ] If you plan to visit Eindhoven when bored, prepare to be even more bored than you already were. Groningen is the best city in The Netherlands, for live bands, night life, shopping, and cute girls. [/ QUOTE ] shhhhh, this information is not to be shared with potential tourists. it's perfect as is [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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yeah cause in his hometown of vegas there is no hookers or weed [/ QUOTE ] FTW |
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Of course, the real problem with The Netherlands is the Dutch themselves. Why is it that they all insist on dressing like Rod Stewart, circa 1972? Presumably because its because they buy them from the Dutch chain of mens shops called Sissy Boy?
John Dowie had it right: I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude. I hate the stinking foreigners I hate their stinking food I don't like French or Germans I don't care for Belgians much But worst of all worst of all I hate the Dutch The Dutch, the Dutch I hate them worse than dogs. They live in windmills And mince around in clogs. They don't have any manners They don't say 'thanks' or 'please' All they eat is tulips And stinking gouda cheese... I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe I love to strike the foreign type And box their poxied ears But there's one woggy dago I cannot bear to touch The slimy crawling Stench appalling Snotty grotty Dutch The Dutch are mad Their fingers stuck in dikes They use the wrong side of the road And ride around on bikes They don't have any manners, Don't have any brains. There's only one race worse than them And that's... THE DANES! |
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Gonna kill John Dowie right now
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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed.
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If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed. [/ QUOTE ] u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed. [/ QUOTE ] u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Just because I live an hour and a half from the border does NOT make me Canadian. Cmon now [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] If I went to Amsterdam I wouldn't want to leave. And yes, it would be because the weed. [/ QUOTE ] u Canadians r all the same [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] if Canadians want weed they stay in Canada. |
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Of course, the real problem with The Netherlands is the Dutch themselves. Why is it that they all insist on dressing like Rod Stewart, circa 1972? Presumably because its because they buy them from the Dutch chain of mens shops called Sissy Boy? John Dowie had it right: I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude. I hate the stinking foreigners I hate their stinking food I don't like French or Germans I don't care for Belgians much But worst of all worst of all I hate the Dutch The Dutch, the Dutch I hate them worse than dogs. They live in windmills And mince around in clogs. They don't have any manners They don't say 'thanks' or 'please' All they eat is tulips And stinking gouda cheese... I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe I love to strike the foreign type And box their poxied ears But there's one woggy dago I cannot bear to touch The slimy crawling Stench appalling Snotty grotty Dutch The Dutch are mad Their fingers stuck in dikes They use the wrong side of the road And ride around on bikes They don't have any manners, Don't have any brains. There's only one race worse than them And that's... THE DANES! [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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I hate their stinking food [/ QUOTE ] Also, British food has a reputation for being the worst in the world, but anyone who thinks this is even remotely true has never been to Holland. I mean, what's that FEBO all about? Vile greasy crap that comes out of an automat? The only good thing about Dutch food is watching the young girls on the street as they perform deep throat with a nice, fresh herring. |
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