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granola is surprisingly high in fat and calories.
something else food related: today i'm gonna eat two stalks of celery and not have sex/ masturbate tonight, and then see if i shoot a huge [censored] load tomorrow night. |
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Does that make it green or something?
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why stop at two stalks of celery?
also, eating marshmallow fluff makes it stick to her face better |
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and eating sprinkles and pop rocks will make you go off like a firework. sparkler-wang imo
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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.
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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated. [/ QUOTE ] that is exactly the opposite of what is true |
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[ QUOTE ] Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated. [/ QUOTE ] that is exactly the opposite of what is true [/ QUOTE ] So you do some blow, and you can vacuum up 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you're dedicated? |
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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated. [/ QUOTE ] I shot three loads in one hour the other day. Not a joke. My refractory period is like -10 seconds. |
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[ QUOTE ] Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated. [/ QUOTE ] that is exactly the opposite of what is true [/ QUOTE ] Wrong, I can honestly say I can achieve this feat. |
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anyway, let's get back on point... recently I've adopted granola + yogurt + cut-up fruit as a meal. It's delicious and I was always like yeah this is a light meal. But the granola is like 500 calories and the yogurt is 250. and I be like damn bitch that's a lot of [censored] calories. That's probably why I stopped losing weight.
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