brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho

[gettinpoorer]

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wait i just reread this 7 times in 3 days = nympho? lololololololol.

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Yeah, none of this adds up.

GF being a nympho can never be anything other than a brag, as long as she's nympho'ing with you.

3.5/day is not nympho level and sample size is too small to come(ha!)to that conclusion.

also, i'm confused by the idea of "average sex". Were you both naked? I think even my masturbation qualifies as better than "average".

[Smell The Glove]

I think by average sex, he means "boring sex." Missionary position in bed with the lights off.

[mbillie1]

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I think by average sex, he means "boring sex." Missionary position in bed with the lights off.

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you'd want the lights off too if you were hitting this:

[hoyasaxa]

average sex = not mindblowing but not terrible (yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it)

i also dont hang out with her during the day, thats reserved mostly for buddies/drinking, she comes over at the end of the night. First night she was at my place hangin with my roommate around 3am, when I traipsed home after chillin in a neighbors backyard. We mess around (not all sex) till 8, get up at 10.

Saturday we get back from parties relatively early (2ish) mess around twice , sleep at 8, up at 11. Sex again in shower around 12 (dont tell my roommates)

last night was same deal, in around 1ish, mess around till 5, up at 8 to start working

im so tired i can barely see straight.

[mmbt0ne]

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

[hoyasaxa]

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way more sex than I can handle

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variance: shes my friends ex

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she was at my place hangin with my roommate

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Yeah, she was "hangin" alright.

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this is actually a hilarious story. she meets my roommate at a party, and she wants to come back to my place thinking ill be here. my roommate thinks hes hooking up with her, and procedes to be a sketchball on the couch. finally i show up, and she literally comes running over. so funny, esp. if u know my roommate (he doesnt get much)

[Himself]

Are you currently attending Georgetown?

[Horacewinsagain]

this isnt a very good beat.

[diebitter]

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yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it

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Only if it's got teeth, bruv.

[Georgia Avenue]

stop hating this is a solid brag.

the only beat is taking a long time imo.