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BIRTHDAY BRAG
So today's my 19th (legal in Ontario, Canada) and so I decide to have some fun and try to win some bar money for tonight playing 200NL HU. I have <1k hands HU experience in my life so FU if you think I played poorly. Villain was dumb and spewtarded anyways.
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter) BB: $189.76 Hero (SB): $207.00 Reads: <font color="blue">BASTARD</font> Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $10.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00 Flop: ($20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $28.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $80.00</font>, BB calls $52.00 Turn: ($180) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $117.00</font>, <font color="blue">BB times down to the last second of his time bank, then</font> BB calls all-in for $99.76 Uncalled bet of $17.24 returned to Hero River: ($379.52) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In) Pot Size: $379.52 ($1 Rake) BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$189.76) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$188.76) TAKE THAT YOU [censored] SLOWROLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT YOU KNOW YOU CANT BEAT ME ON MAH BIRFDAY???? |
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Re: BIRTHDAY BRAG
I hope you said something like, "Outplayed" or "best hand won"
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He left shortly after, but I did get in a BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLED
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Re: BIRTHDAY BRAG
this makes me happy.
you desered the pot. DUCY? happy berfday |
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this thread made me smile
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happy birthday!
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haha, nh sir
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Reads: <font color="blue">BASTARD</font> [/ QUOTE ] awesome |
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I always wish this would happen to me when I get slowrolled, but it never does. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
Very nice, though, and happy birthday. |
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Re: BIRTHDAY BRAG
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this makes me happy. you desered the pot. DUCY? happy berfday [/ QUOTE ] |
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