Plumber Question

[Repsychler]

I hate myself for replying to this.

First of all, make sure you have a REAL toilet plunger. It has to have the flap that comes out and seals to the bottom of the toilet.
Get that and plunge the hell out of it for a bit. The water level should go down. Take a bucket or whatever and pour some water in. If it goes down immediately (like it does when you flush) you're good. If not, work at it some more.
Calling a plumber for a clogged toilet is like bringing a squirt gun to a gunsmith.