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Ok everybody, I'm dirt broke and wont get any cash until at least Thursday. I need a way to get some liquor in me because I'm a down and out alky. I'm actually drinking the last liquor in my house right now. It's some old ass port wine.
Heres what I'm up against. I have no car, my transportation is a bike. I dont have any friends in the area to borrow from. Bartenders around here are stingy and will definately not comp me any drinks. Here are my ideas.....I dont have any. For all of you suggesting get a job, quit drinking etc. these are not options. I'm looking for a creative response at least, but nothing that will send me to prison. Help. |
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ill help u get free morphine at the hospital
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have u tried my penis
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Payday loan.
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have u tried my penis [/ QUOTE ] it shoots fire imo |
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have u tried my penis [/ QUOTE ] i dont usually drink thru my ass but ill make an exception |
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Put on your oldest clothes, roll around in a field, don't shower or shave. Bring an empty and a paper bag with you.
Go down to your local liquor store. Hang around outside. Ask people entering the store for a buck. Tell them "I could lie to you and say that I need bus fare. Ima tell you the truth, I'll just use it to buy a beer." I gave a bum who said this a buck once, so it works. |
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Beer run dude.
Walk in Grab beer Walk out while old lady yells drunkenness |
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black ski mask plus running shoes. Steal from the local drive thru.
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hand sanitizer has a lot of alcohol in it. try that.
also: have you tried going to the deep south? |
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