Beat: I am like a can of BudLight

[Conspire]

You should try smoking weed or better yet cocaine and cigarettes.

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I finally tried weed this year. Which is funny since I am from the Pacific NW. Never liked the smell. Didn't like the burn.

I am a cigar fan. Arturo Fuente FTW. Give me an Arturo Fuente Seleccion Privada and a nice dark/smokey cocktail and I'm a happy camper. I hate the person that introduced me to Laphroaig scotch.

I know i need to branch out, but haven't had money/time.