Honestly: Am I allowed to murder kittnens now?

[FoldEqu1ty]

Seriously: How bad is this run for 200NL? Is this really really really really out there or no? Can anyone top this?

[FoldEqu1ty]

And there's no graph for coolers and stuff, but it's been gems like this:


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $427.00
Hero (BB): $351.70
BTN: $625.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BTN raises to $12.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $38.00</font>, BTN calls $26.00

Flop: ($77) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $65.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $130.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $313.70</font>, BTN calls $183.70

Turn: ($704.40) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($704.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $704.40 ($1 Rake)

BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Kings) and WON (+$351.70)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$351.70)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $198.00
BB: $402.50
UTG: $123.01
CO: $195.05
Hero (BTN): $308.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $22.00

Flop: ($62) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $60.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $278.60</font>, SB calls all-in for $108.00
Uncalled bet of $110.60 returned to Hero

Turn: ($398) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($398) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $398.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$198.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$198.00)

[Stake Monster]

Wow for once the EV graphs really do show someone running like [censored]. Congrats.

[Micro Donk]

money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

[Donkey-Milker]

lol so statistically you should be losing anyway?

obv you are getting unlucky to be below your equity expectation... but stop getting your money in bad in the first place.

hands 1 and 3 are awful.

wtf is he minraising you with in hand 1 that QQ beats? obv i admit was bad play from him pre....

hand 3 - lol? you do know there are 2 pairs on the board.

classic examples of not being able to fold overpairs.

[Chump Change]

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money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

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lol ur dumb

[Rob121]

thread useless without pictures of murderd kittens

[Micro Donk]

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money gotten in ahead total: $68
money gotten in behind total: $592.30

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lol ur dumb

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of the hand histories given

[Speel Posher]

murdering kittens no...buying out taco bell for all of the nacho cheese chalupas they have...yes

[DJ Sensei]

maybe if you want to get buckets of blood thrown at you by angry PETA protesters. or at least some angry emails in all caps.