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View Poll Results: What should we call the UIGEA event? | |||
Black Friday | 10 | 47.62% | |
Friday the 13th | 8 | 38.10% | |
Other (suggest below) | 3 | 14.29% | |
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll |
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SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
The open forum is mostly for hand posts.
Post your poker related low content, no content, off topic, non-EMO, junk, crap, misc., whines, etc. here. Note, there's a lc thread for your emo stuff called SSNL [life]. |
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
Good For You Fonkey!
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
There's alot of bacon's in the forum these days.
luckybacon hotbacon crispy bacon luckybacon is a legend ldo, are these other two his offspring or what? |
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
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edit: i mean in |
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Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2
**UPDATED FOR YOUR LULZING PLEASURE. I GUARANTEE IT.**
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