Dudes who could pull way better tail but don't

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2nd place: Paul McCartney:


1st place:
John Lennon:


To be fair, both apparently got LOTS of tail before settling down.

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Good one. These guys were pulling down bigger-than-jesus tail for ages. They probably could have come as close to screwing anyone they wanted to as anyone ever has.

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Wow. Mike Myers' chick looks like a tranny. Funny thing is 'she' looks like she's a prisoner in that pic.

Paul/John are good answers. I do remember Paul saying in an interview that Linda's father convinced him to sink basically his whole net worth at the time into buying music rights and that's what really made him so incredibly wealthy. So it had its merits.

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I think his father had that talk with Michael Jackson.

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Wow. Mike Myers' chick looks like a tranny. Funny thing is 'she' looks like she's a prisoner in that pic.

Paul/John are good answers. I do remember Paul saying in an interview that Linda's father convinced him to sink basically his whole net worth at the time into buying music rights and that's what really made him so incredibly wealthy. So it had its merits.

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I think his father had that talk with Michael Jackson.

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I think he talked about it on Stern, where he said he sunk all of his savings into some record company. He got the rights to a ton of stuff like christmas songs etc. At the time it was a huge gamble because he said he really wasn't worth all that much when he did it.

[prohornblower]

Aloysius beat me to it. I was going to post Mike Myers. I mean he's sort of little and merely above-average in the looks department but he's hysterical, smart, and obviously wealthy and isn't bald. He could pull way better tail than that hideous woman.

Also Tobey's wife...wow. Sick. Ewwwwww.. I bet she's a tree-hugger though, so he probably got tricked into thinking they can go save the world together. He should have went for a high-octane ho'.

There are a lot of good choices in this thread, though. I guess a lot of these dudes got married before they made it?

[NozeCandy]

God damn, I talked to Andy Roddick for a bit in the Honolulu airport and the two chicks he was with were light years ahead of Fed's girl. At least he wins at something.

[dlk9s]

To be fair, Melanie Griffith used to be attractive.

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True, but the dude is pretty far from a looker himself.

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WOOT!!! I'm not the only one!!

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Tobey Maguire owning mediocrity.




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I'm so glad I didn't post this. This coupledom has been bothering me for a while now. She completely reminds me of Barbara Streisand & Stefi Graff. Uggghhh, bleh, Tobey easily can do much better than that.

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Oh, heh. Is it just a coincidence that Zarathustra's friend was reading Thus Spake Zarathustra in the film?

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It's a complete coincidence. I started this 2p2 account before he got the role. He was well aware of my appreciation of Nietzsche and while he was doing the movie he claimed he was using my personality as a reference point. I definitely thought he was joking until I saw the movie. My cynicism definitely used to leak through my mannerisms/facial expressions when around people I disliked and I think he pulls it off pretty well in the movie. Now that I'm out of school and enjoying life I don't wear any cynicism on my sleeve but I still appreciate Nietzsche.

[diamonddawg]

Though I do not "know her" well, I started working out with Paulina, Denzel's wife, in 1998 & continued so through about 2004. She is not stunning. She is an extraordinarily bright woman, though, and obv that keeps him entertained enough.
She has, by most standards, a massive butt. With which should could and would crack your walnuts.