Got my results today; me-...her+, what would you do?

[miajag]

HSV-1 is the virus that causes cold sores that like 80% of the population has. It's not the same as HSV-2, aka "teh herp."

[Duke]

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HSV-1 is the virus that causes cold sores that like 80% of the population has. It's not the same as HSV-2, aka "teh herp."

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Yeah I think I was born with this. They need a better name for it, since herpes sounds bad. Kinda like athlete's foot. "happy fun mouth"

[demon102]

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HSV-1 is the virus that causes cold sores that like 80% of the population has. It's not the same as HSV-2, aka "teh herp."

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Yeah I think I was born with this. They need a better name for it, since herpes sounds bad. Kinda like athlete's foot. "happy fun mouth"

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wow it took a second but happy fun mouth cracked me up

[ikestoys]

By the time you become a teenager 50% of people your age have HSV-1 antibodies.

By the time you hit 50, 90% of people your age have HSV-1 antibodies

[tuq]

So she doesn't have teh herp. How the hell do you guys get test results and this isn't explained to you? That's like being told you have Super AIDS but it's really just a head cold, but you're worried because you fellated a shady guy in a dark alley in a drunken stupor a few months earlier.

[FlyWf]

No, man, these guys aren't doctors(FWIW I am). Not worth the risk, Herp 1 turns into Herp 2 all the time.

Why don't you PM me her contact info and I'll see about hooking her up with some [censored], but you should just kind ignore her for a while.

[NozeCandy]

Why don't you go effing talk to a real live doctor?

[goodsamaritan]

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No, man, these guys aren't doctors(FWIW I am). Not worth the risk, Herp 1 turns into Herp 2 all the time.

Why don't you PM me her contact info and I'll see about hooking her up with some [censored], but you should just kind ignore her for a while.

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But what about those 70% stats? Are those real? If so, are you really saying to avoid relationships with 70% of the population?

[pergesu]

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No, man, these guys aren't doctors(FWIW I am). Not worth the risk, Herp 1 turns into Herp 2 all the time.

Why don't you PM me her contact info and I'll see about hooking her up with some [censored], but you should just kind ignore her for a while.

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But what about those 70% stats? Are those real? If so, are you really saying to avoid relationships with 70% of the population?

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I think he's saying that she's really hot and loves sex, so OP should ignore her and give him contact info so he can bang her.

Or something to that extent.

[FlyWf]

And it would've worked if not for you meddling kids!