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I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
Got dealt QQ three times. All three times someone else had AA or KK.
Went all in with KK against some mongoloid who called me with J9s. Flop comes Jxx, turn J, and river a J just to ice the [censored] cake. Got AA four times in a 3 hour session! Whee! Except that ALL FOUR SYPHILITIC CUNTING TIMES PEOPLE CALL ME WITH LOWER PAIRS AND FLOP/TURN THEIR [censored] SETS OR FULL LITTLE HOUSES ON THE BUBONIC PLAGUE RIDDEN PRAIRIE Flopped a straight once. Someone rivered a flush. He then reported me to fulltilt because I typed "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET" into the chatbox. And just now, in the BB, I got AA AGAIN - and everyone folded round to me. My first ever 3 buyin downswing. If fulltilt had a pet cat I'd kill it. |
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
what if it winked, hmm?
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
Die Horribly |
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
this happens to me like erry day
good call on lotion in the basket though |
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
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I just had a nice evening on fulltilt [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Got AA four times in a 3 hour session! Whee! Except that ALL FOUR SYPHILITIC CUNTING TIMES PEOPLE CALL ME WITH LOWER PAIRS AND FLOP/TURN THEIR [censored] SETS OR FULL LITTLE HOUSES ON THE BUBONIC PLAGUE RIDDEN PRAIRIE [/ QUOTE ] standard |
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
If all these things happened and you're only down 3 buyins, you are actually running pretty damn good.
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
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My first ever 3 buyin downswing. [/ QUOTE ] You must have been playing for about a week. I poop 3 buy-in DSs. |
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
you have never had a 3 buyin downswing? do you realize that for the majority of all players +-3 buyin days are standard...
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Re: I just had a nice evening on fulltilt
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[/ QUOTE ] I have a bigger penis than him |
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