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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
3 minutes earlier talking how this is biggest stack in 150 I've had in 4 months. This is how I lose it back to back hands. erm I suck at posting reposted same hand twce
PokerStars Game #11749246811: Tournament #58809312, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/28 - 22:47:25 (ET) Table '58809312 65' 9-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: d0r1t0s (15336 in chips) Seat 2: NORCALonica (4275 in chips) Seat 3: shaundeeb (6680 in chips) Seat 4: mman_status (2963 in chips) Seat 5: t_money68 (15715 in chips) Seat 6: ardyess (6298 in chips) Seat 7: ianblaze84 (7885 in chips) Seat 8: Kenny Rap (5252 in chips) Seat 9: palacedeano (5107 in chips) d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10 NORCALonica: posts the ante 10 shaundeeb: posts the ante 10 mman_status: posts the ante 10 t_money68: posts the ante 10 ardyess: posts the ante 10 ianblaze84: posts the ante 10 Kenny Rap: posts the ante 10 palacedeano: posts the ante 10 mman_status: posts small blind 100 t_money68: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to shaundeeb [Js Jd] ardyess: folds ianblaze84: folds Kenny Rap: folds palacedeano: calls 200 d0r1t0s: folds NORCALonica said, "i think hes putting himself on ak" NORCALonica: folds shaundeeb: raises 500 to 700 t_money68 said, "exactly" shaundeeb said, "def" mman_status: folds t_money68: folds palacedeano: calls 500 *** FLOP *** [4d 5h 9d] palacedeano: checks shaundeeb: bets 1000 palacedeano: calls 1000 *** TURN *** [4d 5h 9d] [8s] palacedeano: bets 2200 shaundeeb: raises 2770 to 4970 and is all-in palacedeano: calls 1197 and is all-in *** RIVER *** [4d 5h 9d 8s] [7s] *** SHOW DOWN *** palacedeano: shows [Th Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack) shaundeeb: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks) shaundeeb said, "are you ****ing kiddening me" palacedeano collected 10584 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 10584 | Rake 0 Board [4d 5h 9d 8s 7s] Seat 1: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: NORCALonica folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: shaundeeb (button) showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 4: mman_status (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: t_money68 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: ardyess folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: ianblaze84 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: palacedeano showed [Th Jh] and won (10584) with a straight, Seven to Jack PokerStars Game #11749265289: Tournament #58809312, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/08/28 - 22:48:25 (ET) Table '58809312 65' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: d0r1t0s (15326 in chips) Seat 2: NORCALonica (4265 in chips) Seat 3: shaundeeb (1573 in chips) Seat 4: mman_status (2853 in chips) Seat 5: t_money68 (15505 in chips) Seat 6: ardyess (6288 in chips) Seat 7: ianblaze84 (7875 in chips) Seat 8: Kenny Rap (5242 in chips) Seat 9: palacedeano (10584 in chips) d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10 NORCALonica: posts the ante 10 shaundeeb: posts the ante 10 mman_status: posts the ante 10 t_money68: posts the ante 10 ardyess: posts the ante 10 ianblaze84: posts the ante 10 Kenny Rap: posts the ante 10 palacedeano: posts the ante 10 t_money68: posts small blind 100 ardyess: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to shaundeeb [Ts Kc] ianblaze84: folds Kenny Rap: folds palacedeano: folds d0r1t0s said, "sickkkkk" d0r1t0s: folds shaundeeb said, "that s why I never get deep in this stupid ****ing tourney" NORCALonica: folds palacedeano said, "particularly sick tha one" shaundeeb: raises 1363 to 1563 and is all-in mman_status: folds t_money68: calls 1463 ardyess: folds palacedeano said, "ul mate" *** FLOP *** [Js Jh 3c] palacedeano said, "gg" *** TURN *** [Js Jh 3c] [3d] *** RIVER *** [Js Jh 3c 3d] [Ks] *** SHOW DOWN *** t_money68: shows [3s Kd] (a full house, Threes full of Kings) shaundeeb: shows [Ts Kc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) mman_status said, "ship" t_money68 collected 3416 from pot mman_status said, "eww" mman_status said, "nvm" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3416 | Rake 0 Board [Js Jh 3c 3d Ks] Seat 1: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: NORCALonica folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: shaundeeb showed [Ts Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks Seat 4: mman_status (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: t_money68 (small blind) showed [3s Kd] and won (3416) with a full house, Threes full of Kings Seat 6: ardyess (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: ianblaze84 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Kenny Rap folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: palacedeano folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
BACK TO BACK HANDS IN THE 33R ON FTP
WELL PLAYED RANKED PLAYERS CALLING ALL UR CHIPS OFF Full Tilt Poker Game #3395596824: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25423358), Table 22 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:18:56 ET - 2007/08/28 Seat 1: professor plum (9,981) Seat 2: FoldOrTilt (15,565) Seat 3: PearlJammed (12,190) Seat 4: therookieqq9 (11,885) Seat 6: Believer8219 (27,090) Seat 7: charder30 (64,130) Seat 8: dn1980 (11,390) Seat 9: Mig_com (11,243) professor plum antes 50 FoldOrTilt antes 50 PearlJammed antes 50 therookieqq9 antes 50 Believer8219 antes 50 charder30 antes 50 dn1980 antes 50 Mig_com antes 50 Believer8219 posts the small blind of 250 charder30 posts the big blind of 500 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to charder30 [7h 7c] PearlJammed has reconnected dn1980 has 15 seconds left to act dn1980 folds Mig_com folds professor plum folds FoldOrTilt folds PearlJammed raises to 1,205 therookieqq9 folds Believer8219 folds charder30 raises to 64,080, and is all in PearlJammed has 15 seconds left to act PearlJammed has requested TIME PearlJammed calls 10,935, and is all in charder30 shows [7h 7c] PearlJammed shows [3c 3s] Uncalled bet of 51,940 returned to charder30 *** FLOP *** [3d Tc Th] *** TURN *** [3d Tc Th] [Jc] *** RIVER *** [3d Tc Th Jc] [8h] charder30 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens PearlJammed shows a full house, Threes full of Tens PearlJammed wins the pot (24,930) with a full house, Threes full of Tens FoldOrTilt: dammit *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 24,930 | Rake 0 Board: [3d Tc Th Jc 8h] Seat 1: professor plum folded before the Flop Seat 2: FoldOrTilt folded before the Flop Seat 3: PearlJammed showed [3c 3s] and won (24,930) with a full house, Threes full of Tens Seat 4: therookieqq9 (button) folded before the Flop Seat 6: Believer8219 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: charder30 (big blind) showed [7h 7c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens Seat 8: dn1980 folded before the Flop Seat 9: Mig_com folded before the Flop Full Tilt Poker Game #3395605199: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25423358), Table 22 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:19:43 ET - 2007/08/28 Seat 1: professor plum (9,931) Seat 2: FoldOrTilt (15,515) Seat 3: PearlJammed (24,930) Seat 4: therookieqq9 (11,835) Seat 6: Believer8219 (26,790) Seat 7: charder30 (51,940) Seat 8: dn1980 (11,340) Seat 9: Mig_com (11,193) professor plum antes 50 FoldOrTilt antes 50 PearlJammed antes 50 therookieqq9 antes 50 Believer8219 antes 50 charder30 antes 50 dn1980 antes 50 Mig_com antes 50 charder30 posts the small blind of 250 dn1980 posts the big blind of 500 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to charder30 [Th Td] Mig_com raises to 1,500 professor plum folds FoldOrTilt folds PearlJammed folds therookieqq9 folds Believer8219 folds charder30 raises to 51,890, and is all in dn1980 folds Mig_com calls 9,643, and is all in charder30 shows [Th Td] Mig_com shows [8d 8s] Uncalled bet of 40,747 returned to charder30 *** FLOP *** [9d Kc 8h] Mig_com: uisdhf *** TURN *** [9d Kc 8h] [5h] *** RIVER *** [9d Kc 8h 5h] [7h] charder30 shows a pair of Tens Mig_com shows three of a kind, Eights Mig_com wins the pot (23,186) with three of a kind, Eights Mig_com: I misclicked really The blinds are now 300/600 with an ante of 75 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 23,186 | Rake 0 Board: [9d Kc 8h 5h 7h] Seat 1: professor plum folded before the Flop Seat 2: FoldOrTilt folded before the Flop Seat 3: PearlJammed folded before the Flop Seat 4: therookieqq9 folded before the Flop Seat 6: Believer8219 (button) folded before the Flop Seat 7: charder30 (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens Seat 8: dn1980 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: Mig_com showed [8d 8s] and won (23,186) with three of a kind, Eights |
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
[censored] [censored] stars is down again
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
Not really sure where to put this but I thought this would be good for a laugh
Full Tilt Poker Game #3396669729: $15,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25433537), Table 12 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:05:13 ET - 2007/08/29 Seat 1: THAY3R (10,745) Seat 2: kidzero (21,422) Seat 3: flor1559 (15,628) Seat 4: dudasdb (12,246) Seat 5: tensionbeats (19,943) Seat 6: SyphonSoul (13,189) Seat 7: TheJourney (6,815) Seat 8: The Alex (16,500) Seat 9: Im_On_Tilt (22,460) THAY3R antes 75 kidzero antes 75 flor1559 antes 75 dudasdb antes 75 tensionbeats antes 75 SyphonSoul antes 75 TheJourney antes 75 The Alex antes 75 Im_On_Tilt antes 75 flor1559 posts the small blind of 300 dudasdb posts the big blind of 600 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to THAY3R [6d 6s] tensionbeats folds SyphonSoul raises to 1,600 TheJourney folds The Alex folds Im_On_Tilt folds THAY3R has 15 seconds left to act THAY3R raises to 10,670, and is all in kidzero folds flor1559 has 15 seconds left to act THAY3R is feeling angry THAY3R is feeling confused THAY3R is feeling happy flor1559 is sitting out flor1559 has timed out flor1559 folds THAY3R is feeling confused dudasdb folds flor1559 has returned THAY3R is feeling angry THAY3R is feeling happy THAY3R is feeling confused THAY3R is feeling confused THAY3R is feeling angry THAY3R is feeling confused THAY3R is feeling angry SyphonSoul calls 9,070 THAY3R shows [6d 6s] THAY3R is feeling confused SyphonSoul shows [Td Ad] THAY3R is feeling angry *** FLOP *** [4c Kc 7c] *** TURN *** [4c Kc 7c] [3d] *** RIVER *** [4c Kc 7c 3d] [7s] THAY3R is feeling happy THAY3R shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes SyphonSoul shows a pair of Sevens THAY3R wins the pot (22,915) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes Zima421 (Observer): holdddddddddddd *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 22,915 | Rake 0 Board: [4c Kc 7c 3d 7s] Seat 1: THAY3R showed [6d 6s] and won (22,915) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes Seat 2: kidzero (button) folded before the Flop Seat 3: flor1559 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: dudasdb (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: tensionbeats folded before the Flop Seat 6: SyphonSoul showed [Td Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens Seat 7: TheJourney folded before the Flop Seat 8: The Alex folded before the Flop Seat 9: Im_On_Tilt folded before the Flop |
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
THAY3R THAT'S THE BEST HH EVER
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
Hey PS, one time when I make it deep in a MTT and I suck out, can I hold plz?
Poker Stars No Limit Holdem Tournament Blinds: t1000/t2000 (Ante: t200) 8 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: t59311 UTG+1: t39233 MP1: t26554 MP2: t79056 Hero: t52404 Button: t92275 SB: t65070 BB: t45398 Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to t6000</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t6000 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t10600)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t27000</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in t39033</font>, MP2 folds, Hero calls t12033 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t76633)</font>. Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666) Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t88666, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t88666) Results: Final pot: t88666 UTG+1 has QQ ldo w/ 40 left in the 2am $33 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
Sigh, just ended my longest session in months with my second 10-18 finish of the night, along with bubbling 2 tourney's tonight and some goddamn horrid luck overall. Probably my favorite hand of the night was losing an all in with JJ on a KK8 rainbow flop to 57o
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
lol @ slowplay:
Game #4442652813: Tourney (ID5416301) $5+$1 - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2007/08/29 - 23:45:33 (UK) Table "5416301 - 1" Seat 7 is the button. Seat 1: The_dr002 (4655 in chips) Seat 2: Hulya2508 (8215 in chips) Seat 3: Eye_spy (8690 in chips) Seat 4: Cartebleu (5070 in chips) Seat 5: Lutontno1 (4950 in chips) Seat 6: Bazzadaz (12540 in chips) Seat 7: Yarak31 (20170 in chips) Seat 9: Dami20043 (3060 in chips) Seat 10: Ric110329 (3235 in chips) Dami20043: posts small blind 150 Ric110329: posts big blind 300 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Cartebleu [Jd Ac] The_dr002: folds Hulya2508: folds Eye_spy: folds Cartebleu: raises to 750 Lutontno1: calls 750 Bazzadaz: folds Yarak31: calls 750 Dami20043: folds Ric110329: calls 450 ----- FLOP ----- [3d 2h Ts] Ric110329: checks Cartebleu: checks Lutontno1: checks Yarak31: checks ----- TURN ----- [3d 2h Ts][5h] Ric110329: checks Cartebleu: bets 4320 and is all-in Lutontno1: folds Yarak31: folds Ric110329: is all-in 2485 Returned uncalled bets 1,835 to Cartebleu ----- RIVER ----- [3d 2h Ts 5h][Ah] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Cartebleu: shows [Jd Ac] (A Pair of Aces, Jack high) Cartebleu collected 8120 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot 8120 Main pot 8120 Rake 0 Board [3d 2h Ts 5h Ah] Seat 1: The_dr002 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Hulya2508 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Eye_spy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Cartebleu showed [Jd Ac] and won (8120) with A Pair of Aces, Jack high Seat 5: Lutontno1 folded on the Turn Seat 6: Bazzadaz folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Yarak31 (button) folded on the Turn Seat 9: Dami20043 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 10: Ric110329 (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with A Pair of Kings, Ace high Then 4 hands later: Game #4442710193: Tourney (ID5416301) $5+$1 - Hold'em NL (150/300) - 2007/08/29 - 23:50:54 (UK) Table "5416301 - 1" Seat 5 is the button. Seat 3: Eye_spy (8290 in chips) Seat 4: Cartebleu (8780 in chips) Seat 5: Lutontno1 (11300 in chips) Seat 6: Bazzadaz (11815 in chips) Seat 7: Yarak31 (20205 in chips) Seat 8: Howbazza (7215 in chips) Seat 9: lawtizzle (4752 in chips) Bazzadaz: posts the ante 25 Yarak31: posts the ante 25 Howbazza: posts the ante 25 lawtizzle: posts the ante 25 Eye_spy: posts the ante 25 Cartebleu: posts the ante 25 Lutontno1: posts the ante 25 Bazzadaz: posts small blind 150 Yarak31: posts big blind 300 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Cartebleu [Ac Ah] Howbazza: folds lawtizzle: folds Eye_spy: folds Cartebleu: raises to 900 Lutontno1: calls 900 Bazzadaz: folds Yarak31: calls 600 ----- FLOP ----- [8h 4s 6c] Yarak31: bets 19280 and is all-in Cartebleu: is all-in 7855 Lutontno1: folds Returned uncalled bets 11,425 to Yarak31 ----- TURN ----- [8h 4s 6c][8c] ----- RIVER ----- [8h 4s 6c 8c][7h] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Yarak31: shows [4c 8s] (A Full House, Eights full of Fours) Cartebleu: shows [Ac Ah] (Two Pairs, Aces and Eights, Seven high) Yarak31 collected 18735 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot 18735 Main pot 18735 Rake 0 Board [8h 4s 6c 8c 7h] Seat 3: Eye_spy folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Cartebleu showed [Ac Ah] and lost with Two Pairs, Aces and Eights, Seven high Seat 5: Lutontno1 (button) folded on the Flop Seat 6: Bazzadaz (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Yarak31 (big blind) showed [4c 8s] and won (18735) with A Full House, Eights full of Fours Seat 8: Howbazza folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: lawtizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet) ...and out 4 off the money [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
hooray 2k downswings in the month of august for half my BR, right after my biggest score and cash out ever.....thanks for all the bad beats pokerstars.....get here september and bring football with you.
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Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
once again im seriously wondering if my account is rigged at pokerstars. i just dont [censored] get it. AK losing to AJ deep in tourneys like its my [censored] job. losing to gutshot bluffers in sngs. non stop. i get my [censored] money in huge favorite time after time and still get [censored]. i can predict the doom card with like 90% accuracy. oh but i get , im just running bad and its online poker is a fair game. ok, if you say so. sure why the [censored] not. im just worse player than most of these donkeys who are winning money like its going out of style by overplaying AJ from EP deep in tourneys and sucking out 2-3 times in a row to get to a final table and the whole meanwhile i seriously dont remember the last time i sucked out. ok, end of rant. im done. go play golf in the morning. [censored] poker.
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