Stupid things you believed as a child

[joes28]

1. That everyone was equal, as far as talent goes, they just had differing amounts of talent in different areas.
2. I thought that during a BJ the woman actually blew out.

[Wires]

2. I thought that during a BJ the woman actually blew out.

Lol. That's funny. Until your testicles were inflated and exploded?

[Big Steve]

I thought that if i turned the TV off it would be right where I left it when I came back.


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[Mr_BigQueso]

the damn carpool thing got me. was soooo dissapointed.

guess i was somewat of a literalist at 5

[tboss888]

I thought that women were all sweet and caring and that they married men because they loved them. Children can be so dumb.

[J-Mac]

For some reason, I thought that when adults got in the front seat of cars and slammed the door shut, their leg was cut off by the door. I vividly recall believing this in my youth yet for some reason never made the connection that people got out of cars with both legs intact.

Edit: Also, convinced I was living in some sort of Truman Show-like game where I am the only real person. Thought still drifts into my head occasionally.

[craigmarq]

I hated mustard as a kid, and my mom convinced me that the mustard on a McDonalds cheeseburger was really melted cheese...its not. I still won't eat mustard.


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[BobbyArmani]

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Edit: Also, convinced I was living in some sort of Truman Show-like game where I am the only real person.

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According to quantum mechanics, this is so!

[ClevelandWasp]

When I was three or four and first became aware of football, I thought the Pittsburgh team was the "Stealers", as in they stole things. This made perfect sense because they wore black and everyone I knew hated them.

[jba]

my older brother has the same middle name as my paternal grandfather (and my father). I have the same middle name as my maternal grandfather.

Both of my grandfathers happen to go by their middle names. I concluded that when you get old you switched to your middle name. I was amazed that my grandmothers never slipped up and called them by their first names again after all those years, and knew for a fact my mother would always mess up when my dad got old.