Lion vs 80 "D3 football players"

[Mr November]

Me and a few friends are currently drinking on my front porch and one of my friends who plays division 3 football said this was brought up one night.

They are all fenced in with the lion in the middle and the players can align themselves however they want.

This is life or death, there is no escaping.

I argued the lion would win.

If you care to add comment, that would be cool, I'm going to drink more beers and hit up the tequilla. Hopefully get a few chics to roll thru and make this a good night, chances are slim they will come out on a monday night (dumb [censored]). BUT I'll look foward to seeing some of your thoughts on this.