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When your splooge tastes like ****
.....or so you are told. How do you remedy this? Is it just the girl? I'm not a smoker, i've been told that makes it gross. Maybe Dom has a porn remedy since those broads can't help but eat it up.
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
Jenna told me to eat lots of pineapple.
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
I've been told fruit=good, vegetables=bad.
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
drink red wine at least an hour before the deed....it will sweeten up your love spunk.
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned 1 banana, frozen 1 cup apple juice 1/2 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/4 tsp nutmeg 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 2 TBS honey Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results. AWESOME |
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
Hysterical...
Before I respond let me preface this by saying that I used to date a nutrition major, and she was a girl. Alcohol is supposed to make it taste sweeter. I think sugary fruits do, too, so that would be where you would start. Asparagus is bad, and you touched on smoking. Don't remember what else to stay away from. Fun fact: Zinc makes loads bigger if you want to feel like more of a porn star when you finish. |
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
Pineapple is the answer. If you just ate brocolli tell her it's facial treatment tonite. If she's not up for that, try the pearl necklace idea.
Or had her a breath mint beforehand and she might not notice your spunk tastes like rotting crap. |
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
Dom,
Thx will give it a try All, This is no joking matter, she must swallow. More personal experiences and remedies please. |
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Re: When your splooge tastes like ****
wtf? I can't tell if you guys are being serious or not. Does what you eat really have an effect on your load?
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