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View Poll Results: SH or full ring? | |||
full ring is the way to go | 5 | 19.23% | |
SH rulezz so don't switch to that pussy game where you never play a hand | 21 | 80.77% | |
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll |
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wtf is this
my friend just got a new house and we were breaking it in the last two nights. i start foolin around with this blond chick last night and we end up in a bedroom alone downstairs in the dark. previously we were just makin out and bs upstairs on the couch.
anyway we're layin in bed playin around and i say "i'm gonna get a condom." she says ok. i whip it out put it on and hop back in bed. i go to take off her thong and she gets up and goes upstairs. wtf? so i go back upstairs to drink more and shes all over me up there again. so what did she think we were gonna do when we went downstairs to a dark bedroom? btw hopefully will have pics tonight or tomorrow and if i dont smash this btch soon im gonna be pissed |
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Re: wtf is this
option for monopoly and secks plskthx
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#3
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Re: wtf is this
The answer is balloon animals
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#4
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did you check her thong for poopstains?
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#5
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did you check her thong for poopstains? [/ QUOTE ] i didnt sniff and it was dark. she smelled nice tho. |
#6
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you forgot the option for condom breaks and you catch the aids
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#7
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Re: wtf is this
maybe she has an ugly vagina
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#8
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Maybe she didn't think you looked nearly as good taking off your robe and wizard hat as you did putting them on.
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#9
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Re: wtf is this
Monopoly but, I always get the thimble...
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#10
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Re: wtf is this
You actually said, "I'm gonna get a condom", and she said "OK" and then you couldn't get her panties off. Maybe she was just unimpressed with your poor or just lack of foreplay?
Also panties should be off before condom time LDO. |
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