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Brag: I\'m so good they think I\'m cheating
Takes exactly 11 hands for this dude to conclude from my expert play that I must be cheating.
Cliff notes at the end. ... 4 hands without a flop ... Full Tilt Poker Game #3138354338: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:09:43 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($39.75) Seat 2: jschell ($179.20) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [Td Th] jschell raises to $3 neoevolution calls $2 *** FLOP *** [7c Tc 8s] neoevolution checks jschell bets $4 neoevolution calls $4 *** TURN *** [7c Tc 8s] [9s] neoevolution checks jschell bets $9 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $9 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($13.50) neoevolution: lol Full Tilt Poker Game #3138356610: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:02 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($32.75) Seat 2: jschell ($185.70) neoevolution: nh neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [7h Qh] neoevolution calls $0.50 jschell checks *** FLOP *** [8s 6h 8d] neoevolution: sickening jschell checks neoevolution checks *** TURN *** [8s 6h 8d] [Td] neoevolution: my set jschell bets $2 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($1.90) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138359007: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:23 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($31.75) Seat 2: jschell ($186.60) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [Qc Jc] neoevolution: ur gut neoevolution: lol jschell raises to $3 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($2) neoevolution: gg Full Tilt Poker Game #3138360070: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:10:31 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($30.75) Seat 2: jschell ($187.60) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [Kh 5c] neoevolution calls $0.50 jschell checks *** FLOP *** [Ad 6s 8s] jschell checks neoevolution: full tilt has decreed neoevolution: gnight neoevolution bets $1 jschell folds Uncalled bet of $1 returned to neoevolution neoevolution mucks neoevolution wins the pot ($1.90) ... neoevolution wins a small pot on the river without showdown ... Full Tilt Poker Game #3138365196: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:14 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($38.15) Seat 2: jschell ($179.60) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [Js 3h] neoevolution raises to $2 jschell folds Uncalled bet of $1 returned to neoevolution neoevolution mucks neoevolution wins the pot ($2)[/b] Full Tilt Poker Game #3138366119: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:22 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($39.15) Seat 2: jschell ($178.60) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [6h 4h] neoevolution: good to see ur cheating as eell jschell raises to $3 neoevolution: well neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($2) ... jschell wins the blinds ... Full Tilt Poker Game #3138368047: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:37 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($37.65) Seat 2: jschell ($180.10) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [7c 8s] jschell raises to $3 neoevolution: its quite prevalent here neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($2) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138369063: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:46 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($36.65) Seat 2: jschell ($181.10) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [3h 7h] neoevolution: must be easy software to hack and master neoevolution folds jschell: wtf are you talking about Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($1) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138370496: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:11:58 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($36.15) Seat 2: jschell ($181.60) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [4c 6h] neoevolution: riiiiight jschell raises to $3 neoevolution calls $2 *** FLOP *** [5d Kd 2s] neoevolution checks jschell bets $4 neoevolution calls $4 *** TURN *** [5d Kd 2s] [6s] neoevolution checks jschell: yep, i can see your cards jschell bets $9 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $9 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($13.50) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138373105: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:20 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($29.15) Seat 2: jschell ($188.10) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [8d Kh] neoevolution calls $0.50 jschell checks *** FLOP *** [3d Kd Qd] jschell bets $2 neoevolution raises to $4 jschell raises to $11 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $7 returned to jschell jschell mucks neoevolution: lol jschell wins the pot ($9.50) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138375451: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:39 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($24.15) Seat 2: jschell ($192.60) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 neoevolution: yea The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [Td 8h] jschell raises to $3 neoevolution folds Uncalled bet of $2 returned to jschell jschell mucks jschell wins the pot ($2) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138376488: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:48 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($23.15) Seat 2: jschell ($193.60) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [2s Qs] neoevolution calls $0.50 jschell checks *** FLOP *** [3h 4s 3s] jschell bets $2 neoevolution calls $2 *** TURN *** [3h 4s 3s] [Tc] jschell bets $4 neoevolution calls $4 *** RIVER *** [3h 4s 3s Tc] [6s] jschell bets $9 neoevolution calls $9 *** SHOW DOWN *** jschell shows [2s Qs] a flush, Queen high neoevolution mucks [Ad 4d] jschell wins the pot ($31.50) with a flush, Queen high Full Tilt Poker Game #3138379414: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:13:13 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($7.15) Seat 2: jschell ($209.10) jschell posts the small blind of $0.50 neoevolution posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [5s 2h] neoevolution: jesus christ jschell folds Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to neoevolution neoevolution mucks neoevolution wins the pot ($1) Full Tilt Poker Game #3138380175: Table Pear (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:13:19 ET - 2007/08/03 Seat 1: neoevolution ($7.65) Seat 2: jschell ($208.60) neoevolution posts the small blind of $0.50 jschell posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to jschell [7c 7h] neoevolution calls $0.50 jschell checks *** FLOP *** [3d 4d Qd] jschell bets $2 neoevolution calls $2 *** TURN *** [3d 4d Qd] [5c] jschell checks neoevolution bets $4.65, and is all in jschell calls $4.65 neoevolution shows [6h 5h] jschell shows [7c 7h] *** RIVER *** [3d 4d Qd 5c] [Qc] neoevolution shows two pair, Queens and Fives jschell shows two pair, Queens and Sevens jschell wins the pot ($14.80) with two pair, Queens and Sevens neoevolution: lol neoevolution is sitting out Cliff Notes: Dude flops a set, concludes Hero turned a str8 despite Hero having top set. Hero folds BB to a raise which must have been Dude having AA. Dude concludes Hero hacked FTP software and is cheating. |
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Re: Brag: I\'m so good they think I\'m cheating
Tell him to move down in limits, cause the cheaters are only at the really high tables like .50/1
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Re: Brag: I\'m so good they think I\'m cheating
Lolololol I've played this guy and he accused me as well, rofl.
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Re: Brag: I\'m so good they think I\'m cheating
so not only is he dumb enough to think that FTP is corrupted, but after he thinks that, he still plays there?
i want to meet this guy because he definately seems like a window licker to me. |
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