OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Slim Pickens]

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[censored] poker. I'm going to go watch some WPT so I can see someone else get raped by high-blind donkey play for a change.

"What... only half my stack? Sure. I'll see a flop with QTo just to see if I can flop two pair."

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Yeah, this makes me cry.

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Blinds 40K/80K heads-up "HE IS ALL-IN WITH ACE HIGH FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS!"

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Ha ha ha... 4-handed, donkey call all-in with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Jo on a Q63 all-club board... then stand up and proclaim "I had ace jack" like it would be impossible to fold. The best part is Carlos Mortensen has already folded and he has like 1/3 the chips of the next closest player. It's too bad on the internet the AJ is a 9:1 favorite.

[Slim Pickens]

I'm running awesome today. I lose $1k playing poker and then chip a [censored] tooth on a fork.

[Slim Pickens]

beat: The contractor working on the deck accidentially let out the upstairs people/landlords' retarded/antisocial/criminally-insane dog into the back yard.
brag: My wife came through the gate on her way home and the dog bolted.
beat: I felt obliged to chase it.
beat: No shoes, no cell phone
beat: I almost got hit by 87 cars chasing this [censored]
variance: The dog was hit by zero cars.
beat: I chased the dog for about ten blocks on foot, before giving up and getting my bike and wasting another two hours.
beat: The chase raised a large number of blisters on the soles of my feet.
beat: Blisters hurt.
beat: Feet are necessary for pretty much all of my typical locomotion.
brag: The dog was gone for three hours.
beat: The dog got returned.
beat: My feet [censored] hurt.

[xPeru]

Brag: Friend of mine hired Ali G for his 40th birthday Party.

Beat: I didn't go [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[suzzer99]

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Brag: Friend of mine hired Ali G for his 40th birthday Party.

Beat: I didn't go [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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How much does that cost? Details?

[xPeru]

It was about 6 years ago and I believe cost about £6,000, so maybe $12k.

[GtrHtr]

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It was about 6 years ago and I believe cost about £6,000, so maybe $12k.

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6 years ago it would've been $9000. In 2 years it will be $4500. Exchange rates fluctuating, etc.

[SlackerMcFly]

Willful negligence comes to mind here...
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beat: The contractor working on the deck accidentially let out the upstairs people/landlords' retarded/antisocial/criminally-insane dog into the back yard.

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Noble ignorance comes to mind here...
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I chased the dog for about ten blocks on foot, before giving up and getting my bike and wasting another two hours.


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Sue the contractor for damages/pain/injury. Have wife take care of "feet".

Great story though. Happens here about 3x a year when a fence blows down or w/e.

But I wear shoes. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[TruFloridaGator]

Yay, +18.8 added to my account due to collusion in my STTs. This is the best I've run in a month!

[bones]

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beat: The contractor working on the deck accidentially let out the upstairs people/landlords' retarded/antisocial/criminally-insane dog into the back yard.
brag: My wife came through the gate on her way home and the dog bolted.
beat: I felt obliged to chase it.
beat: No shoes, no cell phone
beat: I almost got hit by 87 cars chasing this [censored]
variance: The dog was hit by zero cars.
beat: I chased the dog for about ten blocks on foot, before giving up and getting my bike and wasting another two hours.
beat: The chase raised a large number of blisters on the soles of my feet.
beat: Blisters hurt.
beat: Feet are necessary for pretty much all of my typical locomotion.
brag: The dog was gone for three hours.
beat: The dog got returned.
beat: My feet [censored] hurt.

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Put on some shoes, hippie. You aren't at woodstock.