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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. This thread would be even better w/ pics (what thread wouldn't?) of the girls who say this sh!t.
In short, keep 'em coming, I'm masturbating. Brian |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. [/ QUOTE ] A little advice. Start sleeping with girls over the age of 12. |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
"would you ever pay to have sex?"
seriously she thought this was a good thing to say and no she was not a hooker |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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[ QUOTE ] If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] wtf r u serious? I bust right now. [/ QUOTE ] |
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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] pics please. name, age, number, address, school, religion and favorite food while you're at it |
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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] wtf? |
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last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?" weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on. [/ QUOTE ] Winner ugh |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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[ QUOTE ] This kind of sh!t is exactly what makes me want to go out and fk every chick on earth. I've never had a raunchy/dirty/fk'd up chick say something weird to me before, but almost everything said so far here (except the pooped) would def make me bust a nut pronto. Most of the girls I've been w/ lay there like a limp noodle, with the occasional screamer here and there. [/ QUOTE ] A little advice. Start sleeping with girls who aren't fat. [/ QUOTE ] FYP. I'd imagine 12 year old girls are quite raunchy actually, lots of kicking/screaming/fighting, and probably say some fk'd up things too. |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] "Hold up. Yo, answer this question: Are you a virgin?" |
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
Not me but happened to a friend of mine, just about as he is about to slip in his dong in for the first time:
Her: "My uncle used to molest me........" Him: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh" |
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