Least practical superpower in the real world?

[Ra_]

What about that guy who could turn playing cards into exploding playing cards (gambit or something?). Probably not practical in real world, but in poker i think people would be scared to pick off your bluffs.

[Blarg]

I used to have a book by that guy, Ricky Jay, about using playing cards as deadly weapons. Really hilarious. Guy is actually fantastically talented with cards though.

[CrazyEyez]

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Least practical superpower in the real world?

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Godammit, I came here to make that joke. 50 replies in and I thought I had it.

[bdk3clash]

Might not be the least practical, but definitely one of the least not-goofy.

[dlk9s]

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[elus2]

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How about Mr. Furious, the Spleen, the Shoveller, the Invisible boy, and the Blue Raja?

edit: f--k. I have to start reading and typing faster. That post was not here when I opened this tread.

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You forgot the Sphinx

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You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

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[Jack of Arcades]

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What about that guy who could turn playing cards into exploding playing cards (gambit or something?). Probably not practical in real world, but in poker i think people would be scared to pick off your bluffs.

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Actually, Gambit can charge anything with the kinetic energy. He uses playing cards primarily because they're easy to carry.

[ClevelandWasp]

If I had Aquaman's powers I move back to Galveston or some other coastal resort type place and open up a seafood restaurant. It would be built on a pier out over the water and I would summon each item as it was ordered for the freshest seafood in the universe. Also, I would probably weigh at least 300 lbs.

[Apathy]

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Storm=greatest baseball closer in history.

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yeah but shed have no dome game

[jawhoo]

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Aquaman

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wN_cA-fQg

Hi Aquaman.