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Old 07-01-2007, 06:03 PM
popeye18 popeye18 is offline
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Whats a JAP?
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:08 PM
PsYcOsNiPeR PsYcOsNiPeR is offline
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jews are typically businessmen or professionals of some type..

my family personally stresses education to the max..my father is a lawyer my uncle is a lawyer and my grandfather was a doctor and my mom is a teacher...all my jewish friends that i know of try extremely hard in school. They all get above average grades and they are all attempting to get into above average colleges..i along with my jewish friends are looking ivy league but we will see what turns out..

because jews stress education and they stress having educated jobs they get paid well..plus we ARE stingy when it comes to money..ive been taught all my life that if i dont really need something then i shouldnt buy it

JAP = Jewish American Princess...aka bitchy jewish spoiled girls
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:09 PM
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How small is your penis?

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um... jewish people are generally known for having large penises, mine is 8". fat people like you, on the other hand, are known for having small/obscured penises.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:17 PM
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ut in my opinion being an observant jew means more than being an "observant christian" if there is such a thing. There are a ton of rules that an observant jew has to abide by..for instance the sabbath


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peronally i do not wear a yamulkah...i go to a public school so to save the explanations every day i do not wear one...

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Quite the observant Jew...
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:23 PM
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How small is your penis?

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um... jewish people are generally known for having large penises, mine is 8". fat people like you, on the other hand, are known for having small/obscured penises.

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Whoa calm down buddy, everything is going to be OK.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:30 PM
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Default Re: Ask a Jew... :)

If you had a boner and walked directly into a wall which would hit the wall first, your dick or your nose?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:31 PM
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How small is your penis?

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um... jewish people are generally known for having large penises, mine is 8". fat people like you, on the other hand, are known for having small/obscured penises.

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lol no they aren't. when have you heard girls talking about how they cant wait to sex with a giant jewish penis?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:33 PM
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Why dont they just change the spelling to yamekah?

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because the word is hebrew and there is no english word for it so its a transliteration...you type it how it sounds and i guess if you are half deaf it could be spelled yamekah

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Actually the Hebrew word for it is Kippah. Yarmulke is yiddish. Carry on with your thread ortho, I'm just being a nit.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:35 PM
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I was just thinking about starting this exact thread.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:38 PM
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How many more years do you think Israel with survive?
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