Crazy mike and an interesting offer

[Dave Mac]

played 100-200 ring game with mike last night at the rio. we got to talking and a quesiton can up, should i let crazy mike cut off my pinkey? if so what price? this is a serious question.
I will let him fill in the details.

[HOWMANY]

Mike won't even play me HU Stud 8, I have no idea how he could cut off someone's finger.

If I come in and post this in every thread mentioning Crazy Mike he has to play me eventually right?

Also Mike I'm gonna try to start a 75 game today so if you're here you should drop by, I'll start the game HU with you if you're the only one there that wants to play but there should be a few people.

[List]

do you get to go to the hospital and try to have it put back on? I think it's also highly dependent on your networth, as well as future projected earnings.

[LeadbellyDan]

According to a Roald Dahl short story you have to try to successfully light his lighter 5 times in a row using your right hand while your left hand is tied down ready for the chop. If you fail he can chop off the finger, if you pass the test you win his car.

[Adebisi]

50k + cost of getting it reattached seems reasonable. I'm no doctor but I imagine it would be pretty much back to normal within 6 weeks or so.

[daryn]

i was playing in the 2k limit tourney (i think) and overheard some guy at a neighboring table. he was just being loud and obnoxious and i thought to myself wow i'd really like to shut that guy up. i later heard him introduce himself as crazy mike.

[donger]

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it would be pretty much back to normal within 6 weeks or so.

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This seems wildly optimistic.

[mtgordon]

I agree. It's not just whether or not it stays on, you have to reattach tendons and such. And if you cut through the bone you basically have a broken finger that has to heal as well. If this goes down I'll take the over on 6 weeks.

[pocketpared]

Implement and cutter dependent. If you have to do it yourself with a pocket knife, I'd want a premium. If you get to turn your head and he lops it off with a cleaver, that's obviously not worth as much. If you have to watch while he saws it off with a pocket knife, I'd want a premium again. If you get to fashion a Rube Goldberg type finger guillotine and can trigger it with a piece of string with a lit cigarette attached so you can look away and not know the exact second, again worth less. If a table saw is involved, the psychological effect of the noise should be worth a small premium. The premium could be larger if the saw blades are dull. Hope this helps. All in all, a much more complex question that it first appears.

[Gildwulf]

You are a [censored] sicko degenerate if you are even considering this