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How about if you tell them you ate a whole tray of brownies at your girlfriend's place yesterday - they didn't taste quite right, but you ate them anyway because you didn't want her mad at you.
Tip: This approach is more likely to work if you're wearing a button front white shirt and a brown cardigan sweater. |
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drinking tons of water will f up your ph levels. go to the drug store( wal greens, cvs, walmart)and get some diuretic pills. and take double the recomended dosage. And screw water. Pound pediolite (gatorade if you cant find it) to keep your electrolites in balance. and definately b-12 to keep teh pee pee nice n yella.
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I don't know, I'm skeptical. I was dating a daily smoker for several years who then got on probabation and had to take a piss test every month. He NEVER passed, even after spending all that money on the detox crap from the health food stores and trying all these tricks that you guys mention.
The only reason why he didn't end up back in jail sooner then he should of was because the city/courts were backlogged and work and told him about 8 months after the first test: "Sir, you've never passed a test". Good luck to you though. |
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It just depends on how good the test is the give him. From the sounds of things the one your friend got was the same one I use to get on the job all the time. They could pick up clean out kits, and that is as good to testing positive.
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Are they really goind to watch you flop it out and piss? Highly unlikely.
Just get a friend whos clean to piss in a little bottle. Thats what we did at school [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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man, i'm amazed that places still do piss tests when the swab is quicker for them and they don't have to send you somewhere, just send the swab out.
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I got a test once where you had to put a indicator thing between your cheek and gums for a few minutes
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If you fail, will you lose your job? If so, is losing a pizza delivery job really that big of a beat? I don't think I'd lose a lot of sleep over it.
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Drugs are bad
DUCY |
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