Cliff notes plz - vegas nick

[spaceman Bryce]

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I dont want to read 60+ pages. what happened?

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1. op announces that he droppeds out of hs
2. It is revealed that his plan is to be the best live poker player in the world, and when he turns 18 he will leave his parents house with 3k bankroll and move to vegas where he will be like stu ungar. He would rather kill himself than graduate HS.
3. Everyone tells him this plan will fail and dropping out of hs is dumb.
4. Nick says some stupid/ delusional stuff while claiming to be a genius
- his fav movie is What Dreams May Come" he has watched it 10k times
- He lost his whole bankroll online but is an incredible hand reader
- he has been offered sex by many hs girls but always declined because he has "class"
- he was incredibly popular in HS
- He is very handsome
5. people accuse him of being a troll
6 there is overwhelming evidence that he is a real person
7. Head asplodes

[PattdownManiac]

He loses money online due to tilt, but has played live 4 times and is an expert live player. He doesn't know how to spell or use proper grammar. He can easily move to Las Vegas with 3000 dollars, which is enough to pay first and last month's rent, utilities, food, and have enough left to play high enough stakes to continue his extravagant lifestyle. He likes 80's music, What Dreams May Come, and repeats "don't mess with the bully (sic) or you'll get the horns) over and over.

[Conspire]

I cant stand HS kids that think they know everything. Funny thing is when we were all his age, we thought we were the [censored] too. This kid has taken this way too far with his brags, and is going to find out the hard way. Nothing like a reality check when he loses everything to find out that he is way too young and inexperienced to even move out of his parents house, let alone move to vegas. It makes for a great thread though. GO BBV4life! I love this site.