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Yes, Howard (not my real name) is not a doctor but has decided to play one on OOT.
Look: I have a kindly, understanding face: ![]() and I have a comfortable couch: ![]() If you have any sort of problem, need any sort of advice, then just lay back and tell me all about it and I will try to help you. |
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I have a deep mistrust of old men with beards and couches.
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My girlfriend doesn't like to give blowjobs. How can I convince her to give me more?
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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!
Can you help me? |
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I believe my penis is missing the glans. Can you help me?
>>>inspired by the headless horseman<<< |
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I have a deep mistrust of old men with beards and couches. Can you help me? [/ QUOTE ] Without a doubt. We start by getting naked. Schedule a full hour with my receptionist. |
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My girlfriend doesn't like to give blowjobs. How can I convince her to give me more? [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore! Can you help me? [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
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Mr. Beale - I recently went to the dentist because one of my front teeth kept hurting like hell - like a drill was going into it. I brush twice a day, floss less likely than I should. Anyway, I went to the dentist. Turns out I have eight (!!) cavities - but there's nothing wrong with the tooth that hurts. WHAT TO DO???
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I believe my penis is missing the glans. Can you help me? >>>inspired by the headless horseman<<< [/ QUOTE ] Gender reassignment surgery, ftw. |
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