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Re: How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?
you have a good paying job. you will easily make the money after you get back to work. you have friends. you have a gf. charge everything you can on your credit cards. borrow the rest from your friends. they can't loan you 500 bucks apiece?
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#62
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Re: How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?
go and buy a windshield and take a dump on it and then smear it so it kinda looks like jesus's face. then say all you did was take a dump on it and that it miraculously smeared itself into jesus's face and then sell it on ebay for big money.
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#63
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Re: How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?
people need to stop offering to poop in a bag for money. it has already been done, it was slightly humorous, and i doubt anyone wants to see it again - if they did, they can search for the appropriate thread. if you are going to offer to do something for money, make it new and inovative.
here's an idea: Go to your local supermarket. Find two females shopping in the fruit section. You have to be wearing a white t-shirt that reads in Sharpie "It was either this or poop in a bag. BBV4L." Ask one of the females to take a picture of you while the other female helps you to hold up two canteloupes to your chest (as if they were your breasts) and sticking out her tongue as if licking the melon nipples. Other idea: Stand on street corner in rags begging for money. Take a video of this in which you were a sign indicating you lost all your money in online poker and think it's a government conspiracy. If this can be verified as real, I will match a percentage of what you collect. |
#64
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Ok, BBV4LYFE. What do you want to see me do? Lets hear some ideas.
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#65
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Ok, BBV4LYFE. What do you want to see me do? Lets hear some ideas. [/ QUOTE ] I'd like to see you get a job. |
#66
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[ QUOTE ] Ok, BBV4LYFE. What do you want to see me do? Lets hear some ideas. [/ QUOTE ] I'd like to see you get a job. [/ QUOTE ] I have a job, but I don't like to use my work money for poker. To date I haven't made any deposits but have cashed out almost 1K in winnings. |
#67
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Re: How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?
I can't say that I care.
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#68
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I can't say that I care. [/ QUOTE ] Good for you. Just showing that I'm not a bad playing begging, I just like to seperate poker and work/finances. |
#69
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Ok, BBV4LYFE. What do you want to see me do? Lets hear some ideas. [/ QUOTE ] stop stealing sweet avatars |
#70
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Re: How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?
i lost 3k in the past 24 hours. *yawn*
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