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101 best \"Yo Mamma...\" & \"Chuck Norris...\" Jokes
I'm sure we've all heard a million of them and we can google them but I want the definitive ruling (i.e. from 2+2ers) on your favourite "Chuck Norris..." jokes and "Yo Momma..." jokes. I never ever get tired of them!
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Re: 101 best \"Yo Mamma...\" & \"Chuck Norris...\" Jokes
Yo Mama's so fat, she died and even God couldn't lift her soul.
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im upset that a 101 jokes weren't already posted [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Re: 101 best \"Yo Mamma...\" & \"Chuck Norris...\" Jokes
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding just a joker, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green Uno card, and a Monopoly ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
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Yo Momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job......
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Yo mama's so black, when she go to night school, they mark her absent.
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
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Your mother is so fat, that when her friends talk to her they casually slip in conversation about the Atkins diet.
- i forgot where i heard that your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa. |
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Re: 101 best \"Yo Mamma...\" & \"Chuck Norris...\" Jokes
you're momma's so fat her blood type is ragu
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