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stick with your wife
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#12
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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.
does that mean i have no future? |
#13
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My friend got one that said: "Order takeout soon; you will be hungry."
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#14
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There's only one fortune that I consider valid.
"You are going to die." |
#15
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Has anyone ever gotten this fortune: "You enjoy gambling, horse racing, and (can't remember the other thing, but something awesome) but not in excess."? I saved it for a while bu tnow it appears to be gone.
Best. Fortune. Ever. |
#16
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I got the "Don't Panic" one once as well. I had it taped to my old monitor.
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#17
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"That was not chicken"
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#18
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"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written
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#19
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"You will fly some day"
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Re: Lamest fortune ever
[ QUOTE ]
"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written [/ QUOTE ]i lold' |
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