beat: girl stalking me

[boomshakalaka]

ok ok ok, I know the voice of reason is telling you that you need to change the locks ect ect. But stop, hold on, wait for a second and think this one through. Ever wanted to do ass to mouth? Ever been a bit curious about receiving a rim job? Ever want to put metal clothes pins on a girls nipples and attach them to a car battery? FOR [censored] SAKE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE MAN!





p.s. tr so we can live vicariously through you, thanks.

[LucidDream]

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if you siihp and then quit it she probably will actually murder you in your sleep.

[TheOneWizard]

What's going on here? You have girl who's so eager to give you a BJ she steals your keys and breaks into your home and all you can do is complain? Gimme a break.

[Curtrosity]

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What's going on here? You have girl who's so eager to give you a BJ she steals your keys and breaks into your home and all you can do is complain? Gimme a break.

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if you would accept a bj from this girl you are either a) [censored] retarded or b) [censored] crazy.

[kniper]

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What's going on here? You have girl who's so eager to give you a BJ she steals your keys and breaks into your home and all you can do is complain? Gimme a break.

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if you would accept a bj from this girl you are either a) [censored] retarded or b) [censored] crazy.

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wft.... she crazy dude. i cant believe she stole my keys. i thought i lost those [censored]

[Supwithbates]

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What's going on here? You have girl who's so eager to give you a BJ she steals your keys and breaks into your home and all you can do is complain? Gimme a break.

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if you would accept a bj from this girl you are either a) [censored] retarded or b) [censored] crazy.

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wft.... she crazy dude. i cant believe she stole my keys. i thought i lost those [censored]

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Crazy like she needs to be tied up, or crazy like she wants to be tied up

[Charmer]

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What's going on here? You have girl who's so eager to give you a BJ she steals your keys and breaks into your home and all you can do is complain? Gimme a break.

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[Daddy Warbucks]

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Long story short: girl used to give me head and [censored]. She ended up [censored] my roommate, draaaama followed. we tried to stay friends, but she always was getting crazy on me for this and that.

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WTF? Why?

[NajdorfDefense]

Dude, this sucks, my ex-gf stalked me in Manhattan for months, seriously consider moving. She'd come over late at night and leave 'presents' or pound on my door if she snuck past doorman. Way uncool, and kind prevents you from starting with a new girl.