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Old 03-13-2007, 11:49 PM
MikeyPatriot MikeyPatriot is offline
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Default bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

So this [censored] makes this comment -

bdevore said: battle of the bluffers
bdevore said: just fold your 68 off and lets go

- while I'm in a pot with bufo523 (TPBK in a pot I raised, he raises my flop bet).

Then unprovoked says this:

bdevore: mikey, i'm gonna take all your chips before i leave

So I of course fire back with HU challenge. Here is him being a jagoff pussy:

MikeyPatriot: Good luck
MikeyPatriot: ZOMG, HU4ROLLZ?
bdevore: >
bdevore: ?
MikeyPatriot: lol
bdevore: SDLKJ$LOLZ
MikeyPatriot: Heads up for bankrolls, sir?
bdevore: lol
bdevore: don't flip coins...take my odds on crappy players like you
MikeyPatriot: What?
MikeyPatriot: I asked if you wanted to play heads up, not flip a coin
bdevore: like i said....
MikeyPatriot: If you're so much better than me, play me heads up
bdevore: well, let's see..i started with $120...and have $529..you've rebought multiple times and have 202......
MikeyPatriot: Then play me heads up
bdevore: no need to, i'm not stupid..
MikeyPatriot: Then stop talking ****
bdevore: i don't flip coins on bluffs
MikeyPatriot: What are you talking about?
bdevore: i should be more sensitive
bdevore: heads up is nothing more than coin flips...
MikeyPatriot: LOL
MikeyPatriot: You're afraid to play HU, cute.
bdevore: not afraid, just smart
MikeyPatriot: Right...
bdevore: if you're so great at it, why are you here at the 1/2?
MikeyPatriot: If I'm so great at what?
bdevore: bdevore: HU
MikeyPatriot: I'm not, but you're the one talking ****
MikeyPatriot: And if you're soooo much better than me, you could prove it HU
bdevore: just because you're raising on $hit cards
bdevore: you make a good point, not even sure why i'm still discussing it with you
MikeyPatriot: Cool, lets stop discussing and play
MikeyPatriot: Stars doesn't have HU cash tables, so we'll have to play on Full Tilt

Afer that he just started hurling insults at me about rebuying to the max and generally was just being a douche.

So, bdevore, if you read this forum or if anyone can tell you...

Stop being a coward [censored]-twad and play me heads up, you little bitch.
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:04 AM
CaptUnlucky CaptUnlucky is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

Why do I get the feeling he doesn't read the forums or study the game at all....
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:06 AM
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

relax dude


he obviously has 0 clue from the things he was saying so just stay at his table and [censored] him up. clearly not going to play you heads up
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:14 AM
steel108 steel108 is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

He did the same thing to me before. Kept insulting me because I was rebuying to max all the time. Said something like "keep reloading, we want your 3 bucks." I can't remember if I stacked him, but somebody at the table did.
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:13 AM
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

It'd be so sweet if this guy had some sick 10k roll, because there's no way you would ever play this guy 50/100 HU.
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:16 AM
GoodCallYouWin GoodCallYouWin is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

I'll play you heads up instead, and then after I win I'll go piss the money away at omahaha and make fun of you over the internet.
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:28 AM
ASPoker8 ASPoker8 is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

but how much did you lose?
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:29 AM
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

Disable chat obv
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:33 AM
mediumpimpin mediumpimpin is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

Last time I challenged someone HU 4 rolls. They said, "How come everytime I win a big pot people wanna play me HU?" Gee i wonder LOL
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:56 AM
Barrin6 Barrin6 is offline
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Default Re: bdevore from 200NL Stars, you are a coward, play me heads up

dude I was just [censored] around with you. Calm the [censored] down.

<font color="white"> I'm not bdevore but I would like to be </font>
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