Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

[ridonkulous]

Some buddies and I had a pretty long discussion (thanks ESPN page 2)

If you could go back to 1996, and be either Hugh Hefner (yes, all your organs work) or Derek Jeter, and then tomorrow revert back to your normal life, who would you be?

Jeter has dated Alba, Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Jordana Brewster, Laura Dutta, Mariah Carey, and I would assume dozens of other knockout non-famous women.

Hef sits around in his pajamas and has a stable of women.

EDIT (NB): You would live from 1996 until tomorrow 2006 as either.

[Shenlong]

You've got to at least work for it a little bit as Jeter.

As Hef, you could just enter a room, drop trou, and suddenly be surrounded by women.

[ridonkulous]

Thats true, but we're talking Alba, Scarlett, Biel and Minnillo. That has to have some weight.

[dchz]

whot he [censored] is derek jeter?

[Fedorfan]

i think jeter only because hef is way older.

If you could be a younger hef, then it'd be no contest.

[dchz]

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Thats true, but we're talking Alba, Scarlett, Biel and Minnillo. That has to have some weight.

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it does

but hef has playboy PLAYMATES wtf?

[dchz]

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i think jeter only because hef is way older.

If you could be a younger hef, then it'd be no contest.

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i assumed that we were just replacing ourselves to their position,

no i wouldn't be 70...

[blackjack777]

Heff. There isn't a price on being rich and able to wear a robe around the house all day, while feeding your spider monkeys.

[ridonkulous]

Alba, Biel, Scarlett Johansson, and Vanessa Minnillo is like an Ass superfecta.

That said.. I'm lazy, and voted for Hef.

[Jasper109]

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whot he [censored] is derek jeter?

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You are an American and you don't know who Derek Jeter is? At this point I would retire in shame if I were you and never post on OOT again.