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WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
It was 6:56 AM this morning, 4 minutes before my alarm goes off, and I'm still dreaming heavily.
I'm trying to escape the caves from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I've got to find a way around the invisible bridge because I can't find it from the side I'm on. I'm transporting a very important laptop, I couldn't tell you why. As I'm running out of the caves a terrorist grabs the laptop and we go down to the ground in a struggle. My plan is to get him in a choke hold with my left arm and steal the laptop back with my right. I find it odd that I can't get myself to this position. We're stuck with our backs to the ground and my left arm is pinned behind his neck. So I make a fist with my right hand and jab it into his throat. At this moment I'm awoken by a garbled scream of pain and alarm. My girlfriend is screaming and I'm jamming my clenched fist into her neck. It takes less then a split second for me to realize what's going on and snap out of it. It turns out I was pinned with the terrorist on the ground, as this is the position we were sleeping in. I've had a few occasions of doing weird things in my sleep but this takes the cake. Anyone ever experience something similar? Suggestions to prevent this? |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
Date someone other than a terrorist.
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
this is why I always sleep with my thumbs up my wifes butt.
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
I think this dream has something to say about your girlfriend.
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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this is why I always sleep with my thumbs up my wifes butt. [/ QUOTE ] i seriously laughed out loud [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
Wow. Your girl needs to handcuff you before bedtime.
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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this is why I always sleep with my thumbs up my wifes butt. [/ QUOTE ] I'll run this one by the lady. Better than choking her I guess. |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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[ QUOTE ] this is why I always sleep with my thumbs up my wifes butt. [/ QUOTE ] i seriously laughed out loud [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] haha, me too! wow. |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
twice in my somewhat new marriage ive been dreaming that ive been pinned by men and they wouldnt let me up. i was grunting and pushing, trying to get up, which i probably was doing for real too.
i finally let out a forceful yell and as i did that i swung and punched the pillow right next to my wife's head. my wife woke up but was out of it and didnt really realize what happened. i was certaily freaked out i almost assaulted my wife in my sleep. |
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
Are you sure this post isn't your alibi for a future murder? "No officer, I do weird things in my sleep. I postd it on the internet, see. Can I go now?"
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