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My first hooker: a porn star (long)
So I was browsing the Erotic Services section of Craigslist earlier today and found a porn star by the name of Lyla Lei. Interesting, I thought. She deleted the post in particular but it was identical to these:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/188556648.html http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/186982233.html In my efforts to become more like Dominic, I emailed her. In under five minutes I got this response: [ QUOTE ] It's me lyla lei (google my name for more pics) Incall ONLY Mid Wilshire area today (tuesday) 1pm - 3pm thurs & fri - 10:30a - 3pm No nights/no outcalls/NO EXCEPTIONS 100=hand massage 140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body) 220=30min full play no anal 250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times) 700=30min anal 850=1hr anal if you want to video or take pics it's an additional 200 reasons ANY fieish and I mean ANY fetish starts at 300 if ur SERIOUS and wanna meet the SEND THE FOLLOWING name= cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = donation = day= time= city you are comming from = i WILL NOT send the full address or my number.. [/ QUOTE ] So I googled her name for more pictures and found this: http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Lyla%20Lei (NSFW). Not bad. I then responded: [ QUOTE ] name= Paul cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = 917-***-**** donation = 220 day= today (Wednesday) time= around 1 city you are comming from = Tarzana Where do I need to go? thx [/ QUOTE ] She then gave me directions and told me she'd call 5 minutes before 1pm. Awesome. I took a shower and headed out. Traffic was horrendous. I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next. I finally got to the destination around 1:20 and received her call at 1:25. She gave me her address and said she'd meet me downstairs. Walked over a block and she was there. A 5' tall asian hottie with a real cute smile. She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale. We walked up to to her apt and after I gave her da munniez, she promptly undressed and got on the bed. I followed in suit. I won't give explicit details but the routine went like this: she gave head (average), I fingered her, we went doggy style. Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star. At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there. She rode me a bit and gave me a handjob, both of which were rushed and half-assed, and even had the audacity ask me to "help her out a bit." During the handjob, she looked at her watch and said, "If you can't cum in 5 minutes, I have to get back to work." Wtf? Long story short, I came on her teats and got the hell out of there. In summary, the whole experience was disappointing, dissatisfying and something I never wanna do again. The vibe was terrible, we made no connection whatsoever, and as far as performance, I don't whose was worse: hers or mine (I'm sure she'd say that I was terrible). Besides being really hot, she was nothing special. Two thumbs down. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Handsome - Welcome to LA!
-Al |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. [/ QUOTE ] i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought. kudos for sharing though. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Haha but now you too can offer a new service: hooker review.
Oh, and obviously you've never been to Jersey/Long Island where the traffic is the same but the hair is pointier. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Good story.
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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220=30min full play no anal 250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times) [/ QUOTE ] You passed on the 30 minutes for $30 deal? At least then you wouldn't have had to be rushed. If you're going to spend the money on a hooker, why not go for maximum value? |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure this happens in every city where people drive cars with brake pedals in them. Also, sorry the woman you paid for sex turned out to be a money grubbing whore. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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[ QUOTE ] Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. [/ QUOTE ] i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought. kudos for sharing though. [/ QUOTE ] yesa 5 foot tall girl can be loose and a 6 ft tall girl can be tight. trust me. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Problem is you forgot the blow.
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
I have bigger boobies than her.
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