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[censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
STOP HITTING 2 and 4 outers on me PLZ!!!
I lost 700 on the same [censored] yesterday but I made almost all of it back, so I hit the tables today thinking the suckouts had ended. NL 1/2, 6 max. AA vs A3s. A3 moves allin preflop with 120 after I raise. Flop: 335xx 99 vs JJ. Flop: 933,x,J Poof 200 gone! KT vs AJ Flop: AQJ. I 3bet allin. River: J 150 gone. KK vs AK, allin preflop. JJA,x,x 160 gone. JJ vs AT, allin preflop 356,A,9 110 gone. T9 vs A8. Flop: Q88. I bet pot he calls. Turn: J. He bets I raise River: J. He bets 32 into 190 I call and lose. BUT I WON WITH QQ AGAINST A GUY WITH 30 BUX!! I raised 12 preflop and he called with A7. Flop: A44,Q,x PROFIT 30 DOLLASSS! ALSO NOTE TO SHORTSTACKS, GO [censored] YOURSELFS. I DO NOT WANT YOUR 30 BUCKS! PLZ FIND A GOAT AND AMUSE YOURSELFS. I'm gonna go play some NL 2/4 where they sit with 80 bucks. WATCH OUT ASSWARTS HERE I COME! |
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Re: [censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
I forgot this hand:
[Jun 2 15:30:12] : Seat 5 : McGarrett has Jd Jc [Jun 2 15:30:16] : sonny999 folded. [Jun 2 15:30:16] : esse777 folded. [Jun 2 15:30:19] : McGarrett called $2 and raised $7 [Jun 2 15:30:24] : lama-ma called $9 [Jun 2 15:30:25] : sanpedro called $8 [Jun 2 15:30:33] : gdgdgd7 folded. [Jun 2 15:30:33] : Dealing flop. [Jun 2 15:30:33] : Board cards [3h 5c 7d] [Jun 2 15:30:43] : sanpedro checked. [Jun 2 15:30:48] : McGarrett bet $22 [Jun 2 15:30:54] : lama-ma called $22 [Jun 2 15:31:05] : sanpedro folded. [Jun 2 15:31:05] : Dealing turn. [Jun 2 15:31:05] : Board cards [3h 5c 7d Qh] [Jun 2 15:31:08] : McGarrett checked. [Jun 2 15:31:12] : lama-ma bet $126.75 and is All-in [Jun 2 15:31:31] : McGarrett called $126.75 [Jun 2 15:31:32] : Showdown! [Jun 2 15:31:33] : Seat 5 : McGarrett has Jd Jc [Jun 2 15:31:33] : Seat 6 : [/b]lama-ma has 9h 8c[/b] Board cards [3h 5c 7d Qh 6h] lama-ma wins $323.50 with Straight 98765 Expert play! |
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Re: [censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
You are down 3 buy ins.
Shut the [censored] up. |
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Re: [censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
[ QUOTE ]
You are down 3 buy ins. Shut the [censored] up. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: [censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
Yes because I'm obvoisly complaining about being down 3 buyins and not on the constant suck outs and random retardation.
U win. |
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Re: [censored] YOU YOU FUKKING PANSIES!
So I go back to play at Party instead:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) BB ($111.45) UTG ($412.10) Hero ($222.75) Button ($462.60) SB ($61.70) Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $28</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $21. Flop: ($59) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $30</font>, Hero calls $194.75 (All-In), UTG calls $164.75. Turn: ($448.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: ($448.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $448.50 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> UTG has Kh Kc (full house, kings full of sevens). Hero has As Ac (two pair, aces and sevens). Outcome: UTG wins $448.50. </font> Bad start but things turned around after 300 hands or so: Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) SB ($118.35) BB ($634.75) Hero ($221.15) MP ($446.40) CO ($205.40) Button ($57.60) Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $8, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>. Flop: ($19) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $14</font>, CO calls $14. Turn: ($47) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $32</font>, CO calls $32. River: ($111) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $80</font>, CO calls $151.40 (All-In), Hero calls $71.40. Final Pot: $413.80 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Kc Ac (straight, ace high). CO has Qc Qs (three of a kind, queens). Outcome: Hero wins $413.80. </font> I think I was due Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG ($123) MP ($260.25) CO ($186.80) Hero ($414.21) SB ($192.60) BB ($116.59) Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>. Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20. Turn: ($59) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $35</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $70</font>, Hero calls $35. River: ($199) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $50</font>, Hero calls $316.21 (All-In), MP calls $112.25 (All-In). Final Pot: $677.46 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> MP has Ad Td (flush, ace high). Hero has 5s 5h (four of a kind, fives). Outcome: Hero wins $677.46. </font> Best hand ever: Awesome spewing by me. Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) SB ($44.70) BB ($206.40) UTG ($52.60) Hero ($199) CO ($255.60) Button ($196) Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, Hero calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $4, SB (poster) calls $3, BB calls $2. Flop: ($20) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $20.49</font>, Hero calls $20.49, Button folds, SB calls $40.70 (All-In), BB folds, UTG calls $20.21, Hero calls $20.21. Turn: ($142.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $23.09</font>, UTG calls $5.90 (All-In). River: ($173.09) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $173.09 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has 3c 3d (full house, threes full of kings). UTG has Kc Ad (three of a kind, kings). Hero has Ts Ks (full house, kings full of tens). Outcome: Hero wins $173.09. </font> |
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