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I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a di[/i]ckslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.
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The world needs ditch diggers too.
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The world needs ditch diggers too. [/ QUOTE ] My father never liked you. |
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With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.
Best Wishes, Fitz |
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Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.
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There is no way this happened.
You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese. One or the other. |
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i could take a class in massage and do that. [/ QUOTE ] Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings. Meow. |
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[ QUOTE ] I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa. I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say. [/ QUOTE ] A+ [/ QUOTE ] |
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I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. [/ QUOTE ]Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old. |
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Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.
One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go. |
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