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Mom Finds Drug Stash-Trip Report
So I'm a college student who went home to live with his parents for the summer (mistake #1).
For my return trip I decide to bring back an ounce of weed for pesonal consumption (and to give to a few friends) and an eight-ball of coke (for friends). (mistake #2) Well evidently I "mis- underestimated" how much an ounce of marijuana smells (misktake #3). My mom is in my room putting away clothes and my cat follows her in. Apparently I have a drug-sniffing cat in my household and she immediately goes into my closet and starts smelling around. My mom figures out the object of my cat's interest and discovers my $400 stash, cocaine and all. An akward conversation ensues. I explain that the cocaine is for a friend (without naming names)and that I agree that it was stupid to do such a favor for a friend. In regards to the weed, my argument (although more eloquently phrased) was basically "Ya I smoke weed, I get good grades, I haven't been arrested, I have a normal social life, I work out three times a week, get on me for what?" My mom explains that my grandfather was a pretty bad alcoholic and she thinks that I may genetically have an addictive personality. I try to explain that I feel that weed is very different from alcohol and any other drug and that I have been using it for almost 2 years and I am still leading a balanced and healthy life. My mom requests that I see a pyschologist, and I agree to, saying that I am going to tell him the same thing I told my mom. Any related stories or constructive advice? I already know that I did a couple of foolish things so saying that I should have been more careful or that I shouldn't have sold coke to a friend isn't neccessary. Oh, and Happy Mother's Day! |
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Re: Mom Finds Drug Stash-Trip Report
be happy you don't have a father who would beat the [censored] out of you for this
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Re: Mom Finds Drug Stash-Trip Report
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] your avatar and location.
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Re: Mom Finds Drug Stash-Trip Report
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be happy you don't have a father who would beat the [censored] out of you for this [/ QUOTE ] The only place this actually happens is North Dakota. |
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You should smoke your mom out.
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[ QUOTE ] be happy you don't have a father who would beat the [censored] out of you for this [/ QUOTE ] The only place this actually happens is North Dakota. [/ QUOTE ] Naw, I'm pretty sure my dad would have beaten the crap out of me had he found coke in my closet. Weed, maybe not, but coke, definitely. And I grew up nowhere near North Dakota. |
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FWIW, I missed the part about the coke. However, my distaste of the rural Midwest still holds.
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I am going to catch a ton of flack for this, but your moms response is why this country is going down the shitter.
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Dude, the coke was a bad idea. Everything else is a lot easier to handle without coke.
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I am going to catch a ton of flack for this, but your moms response is why this country is going down the shitter. [/ QUOTE ] "Where did you learn how to do this, son?" "Mom, I learned it from you, okay!? I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!" |
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