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Old 08-10-2007, 06:47 PM
jcg2005 jcg2005 is offline
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Default [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

Today i decided i hate poker so the obvious cure for this is to play 5-10nl after never playing higher than 1-2nl in my life.....Cliff notes at the bottom





Hand #1221011476001547: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (383.60 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (200.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (931.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1191.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1307.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1181.41 in chips)
dealmeinnow: posts small blind $5
RobinBanks: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Kh Ac ]
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: calls
dealmeinnow: calls
RobinBanks: is all in
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
dealmeinnow: mucks
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $190
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $30


Hand #1221011476001558: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (435.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (210.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (805.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1358.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1242.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1131.41 in chips)
dealmeinnow: posts small blind $5
RobinBanks: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ 5d Qd ]
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: calls
RobinBanks: checks
*** FLOP *** [ 4s Ad 3c ]
dealmeinnow: bets $10
RobinBanks: calls
*** TURN *** [ 7s ]
dealmeinnow: bets $10
RobinBanks: calls
*** RIVER *** [ Jh ]
dealmeinnow: bets $10
RobinBanks: raises to $48.50
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $38.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $77


Hand #1221011476001559: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (395.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (247.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (805.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1358.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1242.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1131.41 in chips)
RobinBanks: posts small blind $5
Uknow2mucH: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Ac 9c ]
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: raises to $35
RobinBanks: is all in
Uknow2mucH: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $212
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $80

Hand #1221011476001567: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (338.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (272.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (898.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1147.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1257.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1257.91 in chips)
JOE POKER 71: posts small blind $5
nirzhark: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ 5d 5s ]
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: raises to $35
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $25

Hand #1221011476001573: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (350.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (272.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (923.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1122.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1279.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1212.91 in chips)
JOE POKER 71: posts small blind $5
nirzhark: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Ac 4d ]
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: raises to $30
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $25


Hand #1221011476001574: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (350.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (287.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (923.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1117.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1269.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1212.91 in chips)
nirzhark: posts small blind $5
Lefkowitz: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Ah Qc ]
dealmeinnow: calls
RobinBanks: raises to $45
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: calls
*** FLOP *** [ Td 5s 6s ]
dealmeinnow: checks
RobinBanks: bets $50
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $102



Hand #1221011476001580: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (213.35 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (329.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (1044.20 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1102.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1219.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1239.91 in chips)
nirzhark: posts small blind $5
Lefkowitz: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Tc Ad ]
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: raises to $30
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $25

Hand #1221011476001589: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (267.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (319.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (1071.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1114.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1194.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1167.41 in chips)
RobinBanks: posts small blind $5
Uknow2mucH: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Th Ah ]
JOE POKER 71: folds
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: calls
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: raises to $50
Uknow2mucH: folds
Lefkowitz: calls
*** FLOP *** [ 2c Ts 7h ]
RobinBanks: bets $70
Lefkowitz: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $107


Hand #1221011476001590: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (267.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (376.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (1061.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1114.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1194.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1117.41 in chips)
Uknow2mucH: posts small blind $5
JOE POKER 71: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ 9c Kd ]
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
RobinBanks: raises to $29
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: folds
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $19
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $25

Hand #1221011476001593: Copenhagen (6-max) 11476
Seat 3: dealmeinnow (222.85 in chips)
Seat 5: RobinBanks (391.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Uknow2mucH (911.70 in chips)
Seat 7: JOE POKER 71 (1054.50 in chips)
Seat 8: nirzhark (1461.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Lefkowitz (1086.16 in chips)
Lefkowitz: posts small blind $5
dealmeinnow: posts big blind $10
Dealt to RobinBanks [ Ac Th ]
RobinBanks: raises to $29
Uknow2mucH: folds
JOE POKER 71: calls
nirzhark: folds
Lefkowitz: folds
dealmeinnow: calls
*** FLOP *** [ As 4c Qc ]
dealmeinnow: checks
RobinBanks: bets $70
JOE POKER 71: folds
dealmeinnow: folds
dealmeinnow: mucks
RobinBanks: returns uncalled bet $70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RobinBanks: mucks
RobinBanks wins $89


Cliff's notes:
OP sucks at poker.
OP tilts easily after playing 60k hands @ 25nl
OP goes to 5-10nl and hit n runs for 10 buyins at his normal game.

Variance: If i put as much effort into my homework as i did into this post i wouldn't have to grind nl25

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:51 PM
dboy23 dboy23 is offline
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

[x] PT shots don't show any 1KNL
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:53 PM
DopamineRelease DopamineRelease is offline
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

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[x] PT shots don't show any 1KNL

[/ QUOTE ]
Nice work OP, you should really throw up the 5/10nl stats tho.
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:04 PM
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

[x] [x]
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:04 PM
jcg2005 jcg2005 is offline
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

Playing on a site that i'm not sure PT supports. Anyway i can manually import them to PT?
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:06 PM
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

I dont see no lettuce!
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:08 PM
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[x] chick not even hot
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:10 PM
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

[x] jumped up to 40x usual stakes just to post a thread about it on bbv
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: [x] 40x usual stakes [x] NSFW pic of young blonde girl

[x]die short stacker die
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:35 PM
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[x] Ship it !!
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