beat: kockblocked by mudbutt

[oddjob]

met a girl, pretty cute,a 6 for me (i'm no prize pig myself) probably a -17 on the 2+2 scale. we get along nicely, she's fun, we chat, the rumble starts, and i have to bail this party (toilets were nasty yo) and it's a photofinish.

brag: i swear, it felt so good when my cheeks finally hit my toilet seat, it was probably better then the 2 minutes of pleasure i would have gotten if i actually gotten with her. is there a fetish for holding in your dumps, till the last possible moment?

variance: this is not the 1st time mudbutt has cockblocked me. about 3 years ago, party at friends cabin. girl was 10 years my younger. 7 for me (i was less ugly then) probgably a -34 on the 2+2 scale. both on shrooms. i didn't actually have the mudbutt, but i had the shrooms induced phantom mudbutt. felt like i had [censored] my pants all night, and was freaking me out, even though i was clean. damn you shrooms!

any one else got any similar stories to make me feel better?