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I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
6/12 lhe
I raise a loose EP limper with QJhh 3 extra callers 5 players see a flop of AhKh4x OMG EQUITYTOWN I bet everyone folds except EP turn 7h SHIP SHIP SHIP I get CR and 3 bet hahahahahaha river 7x He leads, I raise. He 3 bets, I call NONONONONO NOT COOL PLZ HAVE WORSE FLUSH He shows A7 for a rivered boat. HYACHCHCHACHAHY! I muck. this hideous asian guy with ann almost completely square head says "I want to see that hand!" Dealer is FAST and manages to protect muck before I can muck them irretrievable. PLAN B! I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth. The dealer and the table are so shocked that the dealer doesn't bother to try and flip over my other card. BRAG: No penalty Beat:3 bets with 92% equity on 4th no good Variance: Possibly contracted multiple diseases/viruses |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
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I muck. this hideous asian guy with ann almost completely square head says "I want to see that hand!" Dealer is FAST and manages to protect muck before I can muck them irretrievable. PLAN B! I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth. The dealer and the table are so shocked that the dealer doesn't bother to try and flip over my other card. [/ QUOTE ] Oh, sure, that's perfectly normal. |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH TOO
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahha
oooooomg hahahahahaahhlololzolzolzol Any who's played live knows this feeling. OMG perfect. Also, I hope you brushed your teeth after ldo. |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
A+, i lol'd when u stuffed it in ur mouth, LOL
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
lol the floor came over after the hand and was asking what happened. The whole table was saying that I ate a card. The floor doesn't really believe them, and he asks me "did you eat a card???"
I shake my head no, because I can't swallow the damn thing. I must have played like 3 hands with that card in my mouth afterwards before I tried to covertly spit it out. |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
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lol the floor came over after the hand and was asking what happened. The whole table was saying that I ate a card. The floor doesn't really believe them, and he asks me "did you eat a card???" I shake my head no, because I can't swallow the damn thing. I must have played like 3 hands with that card in my mouth afterwards before I tried to covertly spit it out. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, no leveling, this is top notch. This thread has made my morning. I'm laughing so hard at this. |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
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[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth. [/ QUOTE ]lol yeah this definitely makes the checklist A+ |
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Re: I WANT TO SEE THAT HAND LOL
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SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH TOO [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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