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Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
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Alright, me and my buddy Rico are on our break from work, and decide to get some eats at Mcdonalds (Which is right across from the restaurant we work at) This is a brand new Mcdonalds, set up with Gamecubes with Madden on the walls, Thank You Loudoun County. Sounds like a brag right there, BUT you can't sit down to play, and the controllers are at child height so you kind of have to hunch over. So I'm eating my 20 Piece and Rico is playing the cube. At this point, a group of 12 year old boys enter the McD's, and they think they are hot [censored] for some mystery reason. The ringleader of the group goes up to Rico and says "Hey Dude, let me be the Falcons man," Not knowing that Rico goes moist for Mike Vick. Rico seeming stays cool and just says something like "Naw man, thats my team." However, the kid goes "Man, forget you" and flips off Rico's hat, trying to be a badass middle schooler. So Rico decides the best plan of action would be to grab the back of the kid's head and slam his face into the wall. Rico declares "Who's the badass now" and goes back to playing madden. Is this socially acceptable behavior? -------CliffNotes! My Buddy Rico Has A Clobbering Problem When It Comes To 7th Graders |
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
good post
and uh yeah I like the whole child abuse thing |
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
Good move, a lot of kids deserve stuff like that to happen to them.
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
Better to learn while young when it only hurts a little than older when it kills you or messes you up permanently.
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
C-
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
Since the kid's parents didn't do their jobs, Rico is justified, however:
1) WTF, you can't play Falcons vs. Falcons on a video game these days? 2) Rather than sitting back down and playing, I'd be hittin' the road before the cops or this kid's gangsta friends come back packin' heat. |
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
C+.. try again
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
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C+.. try again [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
That was Suave
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Re: Brag Or Beat? My Coworker beats up little kids.
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That was Suave [/ QUOTE ] ah-yay, ah-yay! .edit is rico of middle eastern descent and wear glasses and drink a lot? |
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