#1
|
|||
|
|||
Stripper gives life advice
Out at a strip club last night - Around 2am a stripper sits down; She is first girl all night not to immediately say "Dance! yes?". This girl is way more [censored] up then your average stripper. You could see the look of "How did I [censored] my life up so badly?" just from her body language. We talk for a bit and I'm almost weirded out by her lack of interest in my money.
Eventually I mention how I moved from Chicago to Vegas, and she just freaks. She stands up and shouts "NO!!" "No no no nonono!" I give her the confused look, and she turns and walks away. Two hours later I am at the stage and she comes on. I rain some dollas on her and she still looks as if she is going to kill herself at any moment. After her dance is done she comes immediately off stage and tells me "Moving to Vegas will be the worst thing you ever do in your life, get out now." All I say is "Don't worry, I won't become a stripper." Her frantic look fades to a smile and she walks away without saying another word. bbv4l: Should I continue to look for advice from strippers? Is she right? Should I get a place near LA instead? |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
first advice from strippers, than an internet forum, you need to pick better places to find advice
|
#3
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
Living in Vegas going to strip clubs sounds like hell on earth to me. (not being sarcastic)
|
#4
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
similar looking girl for reference:
|
#5
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
every bit of advice I've ever gotten was from a stripper, and look at how i've turned out.
*side note, my mother, father, grandparents and siblings are all strippers. |
#6
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
shes got type gremlin face yo.
|
#7
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
why didnt you ask her about wtf was going on with her. This thread was starting to hook me in then i realize we never find out why she is this way.
|
#8
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
yeah word up yo. you have to go back there and get her what does it do. then make an update thread. also you could bang her with you weener because strippers will do that for an affordable price. include details in update thread. good plan.
|
#9
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
grab those tittays
|
#10
|
|||
|
|||
Re: Stripper gives life advice
i was at the rhino a couple weeks ago with some friends and we got bottle service. this gives the stripper a huge opportunity to sit with you and talk about stupid [censored] and annoy the [censored] out of you. anyways, we're pretty blacked out and the stripper starts talking about trickle down economics and some other [censored]. myself, being an economics major, told her she was full of [censored], completely wrong, and half retarded. she left our table shortly after those comments.
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|