Beat: Dyin' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss test

[DarkForceRising]

So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo).

I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo.

Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store.

Brag: Killer bud waiting to be blazed

Beat: Smoking it will cause me to go through a bunch of piss-masking shenanigans

Variance: Started drinking at 1:30 pm Eastern Time at an Italian restaurant









































Play?

[mbillie1]

smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[Santzes]

1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

[DarkForceRising]

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smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life.

One beer to go before decision time.

[DarkForceRising]

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1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

[/ QUOTE ]

How long can I keep it in the 'fridge? What is the best way to get the temp right pre-drop?

Should I show up at the Med Center loaded, so as to explain the insanely high alcohol content? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[mbillie1]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life.

One beer to go before decision time.

[/ QUOTE ]

I can personally attest to certo, I smoked the day before my piss test, filled up a pitcher with certo (after some random internet person gave me the same advice) drank it, pissed once before the test then went, I passed with flying colors. It works man.

[Gone Forever]

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So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo).

I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo.

Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store.

Play?

[/ QUOTE ]

Dude. Don't do it. I haven't smoked since April 23rd because I had to take a piss test. I took the test last Wednesday and I STILL don't know my results. The lab wont give them to me. They said they sent them to the job I'm trying to get on the 14th and I STILL haven't heard anything. The job gave me a start date of July 16th (before I took the test) and I'm really hoping they aren't planning on waiting until right before I'm supposed to start to let me know if I passed my test or not. [censored]!

I also have some nice ass chronic I've just been sitting on and it's killing me not to smoke it. Plus I'd like to know if I failed so I can attempt to get hired somewhere else.

Anyway. If I can do that [censored], so can you, man. Stick w/the beer to get you by.

[ncboiler]

Don't so it. Doing so is exactly what gives stoners an undeserved bad name/reputation.

[ncboiler]

[ QUOTE ]
So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo).

I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo.

Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store.

Brag: Killer bud waiting to be blazed

Beat: Smoking it will cause me to go through a bunch of piss-masking shenanigans

Variance: Started drinking at 1:30 pm Eastern Time at an Italian restaurant









































Play?

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All this empty space made me think it was going to have an MSPaint. I'm left with disappointment.

[DarkForceRising]

There was a time when I would have told you not to sweat it, that almost two months was more than enough. However, a recently conversation with a friend who is a heavy smoker has me thinking differently.

He is at about 8 or 9% bodyfat, works out constantly and drinks a [censored] of water. Yet he still self-tested dirty after being clean for a month!